ITT we are in elementary school on the playground together
ITT we are in elementary school on the playground together
*sits on top of monkey bars*
*Twists anons nipples* kek
POW POW POW
Damn, another school shooting. How will the nation take advanta- I mean uhh, respect our passing now?
Tag! You're i-
Not so fast Dylan, Trump let us kids have guns now too
Daniel and Josh always play army guys... I don't like Ms. Delaney
Just called the teacher a nigger
You know you shouldn't misgender your friends with gendered names Ishmael, now come with me to the broom closet.
Jeremy just punched me in my flat boobies and I puked all over the playground. Can I go home now or do I have to be subjected to loli torture?
*screams then shids*
IF YOU CANT FUCKING BEHAVE FOR TEN MINUTES YOU CAN COME AND TAKE YOUR PILLS AND WE CAN DISCUSS YOUR NEW NAME YOU SHOULD BE TANNER 5 NOW!!!!
Ishmael is a boy name according to my Tanakh studies, rabbi... you gendered me and collapsed my quantum superposition :(
אל תדבר בחזרה לרבי ישמעאל
שלך, אתה הנבחר.
Alright goyim, playtime is over. Its time for Holocaust Class!
I pretend to be a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen complete with unfitting and bizzare sound effects.
Mr. Shekelberg, why were there wooden doors in a gas chamber?
Thanks shekky
HEY KIDDOS
I'll be your new exchange teacher this year, I usually teach in Tel-Aviv at the JIDL academy but my good old pal Hillary convinced me I need to teach you little faggots about the holocaust and white fragility.
However.. for today something special. Class Experiment. We are going to remove all of your teeth.
Hey guys, I caught Missingno, wanna see?
go pp in the sandbox.
>Thuck Thuck Thuck
>fills diaper up the full way until it overflows
>*winks*
i also climb up through monkey bars, you have two choices, either join me and we can use these monkey bars as a base, or we must battle for singular possession of the spot.
noooooooo!
yes
noooo! why is every class every year about the holocaust?! i cant even read or do math!