I don't know if this is relatable but my biggest fear is fucking sharks

I don't know if this is relatable but my biggest fear is fucking sharks.

What's yours??

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Mine is fucking Drowning.

Mines sharks, but fucking sharks sounds hot

Then don't fuck sharks. Simple.

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Not realizing it's OP's dream to fuck a shark, but he's just too shy to go through with it.

Don’t have them anymore user.
Once I realized we just get recycled I go out in lightning storms, walk outside when I hear the tornado sirens going off just fucking begging to go to my next life. All this and I still love every second of each day in this life. Not a psycho but I’ll laugh in the face of death.

Sharks with lasers.

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croc or spiders. How do people live in Australia?

OK YOU GUYS HAVE IT ALL WRONG WWHAT I TRIED TO SAY WAS MY BIGGEST FEAR IS SHARKS.

I KNOW IT WAS WRONG TO SAY "FUCKING" BEFORE THE WORD "SHARKS," BECAUSE IM NOT SCARED OF HAVING SEX WITH SHARKS.

I MEAN IM NOT SCARED OF HAVING SEX WITH SHARKS

So don't fuck them. Problem solved.

I MEAN I AM SCARED OF HAVING SEX WITH SHARKS IM ALSO SCARED OF SHARKS IN GENERAL FUCK

i JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HOW SCARED I AM OF FUCKING SHARKS!!!!

Thats my fetish, Dolphins are fucking teases.

mine is being in deep, dark waters in general. lakes, rivers, oceans, i dont give a shit. i can swim, but i hate being in deep ass water that i can't see what's lurking below me

Someone at my front door saying "I am from the government and I am here to help"

Losing the ability to stoke it

I'd be more afraid of a blow job from a shark than just fucking it.

What did we ever do to you OP?

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Besides people, i am quite fearful of getting attacked by a bear while camping. Even if i kill the darn thing, im still gonna be major league fucked

Creepy ankhs that say my brain that I am all white men. Like really can't stand myselves ankh

This. You cant run from it its faster than you, you cant hide it can smell your piss and shit filled pants from miles away, you cant climb a tree itll just climb after you, bear mace/low caliber guns dont work and neither does playing dead they arent dumb.

being exposed for being a massive fraud, social alienation, success and failure, and the ocean in general.

>come on in anons, it's just you out here, nothing else to worry about, embrace the big blue

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