Whats gonna happen if i follow a stray cat around...

I'm betting you're gonna see some shit you wish you hadn't.

Don't be deceived by his cuteness, this mother fuckers is a cold blood murder without empathy planning to take over the world, leave him alone.

Complain that youre sexually harssing it is what it'll do

>Whats gonna happen if i follow a stray cat around?
You'll fall off a roof. Or he'll move in.

It'll lead you up a dark blind alley, and only the luck of the Gods will be able to save you from what befalls you

Sounds like you are smoking The Marijuanas.

Your statement indicates you see this cat every time you smoke, so I imagine that, even times when you are maybe driving, or at work, or at a friends, you spark up and bam... the cat appears.

Maybe the cat is a part of your mind trying to tell you something. Follow the cat, it will be skittish, but maybe it takes you to a part of your mind you need to reaccess.

...

ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies cat
I'm a feline Casanova, hey man that's that
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can
Don't go crossing my path
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style

if you live out in the country, you'll probably end up at a cat barn.
If in a city, an abandoned property or an alley.

Well wait, where do you live? It's considered stalking and animal endangerment in CA, MA, TX (of all places), NYC (but not state), IL, and HI