Vocaroo thread, ask me to say shit and I'll try to say it. You're free to join in and do requests with me...

Vocaroo thread, ask me to say shit and I'll try to say it. You're free to join in and do requests with me. I sound like this. voca.ro/1ebixC06r2mJ

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"I was out buying vodka for my newborn child Dostoyevsky. After I gave the clerk 19 rubles for a shot glass, Vladimir Putin jumped up from behind a snow bank and started waving his penis at me. He was loudly singing the song from Tetris:

>DA DADADA DA DA DA
>DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

He has such a tiny dick.I hopped back onto my bear and rode away back to my home in cyka blyad alley

Say

“Please stroke your cock for me i wanna see you cum”

lol what a fucking degenerate.

Read this:
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's".

Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed.
Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place there is called 'Sneed's Feed n Seed' and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's"....which means that when the guy chuck owned the place....well.. don't have to tell you...

"These little gay crows keep flying around my village. They are taking huge shit because they are gaycrows and their anus is loose from all the anal sex. So now we have gay crows with damaged assholes dropping gigantic turds -- breaking windshields, giving children concussions, breaking the rickshaws. People have begun wearing bicycle helmets for exactly this reason! "

voca.ro/1bk3VGTJTS8O Fucking topkek, I did the best I did to pronounce Dostoyevsky. Poor Putin getting cockshamed.

I can't say no to those dubs. voca.ro/14FZ6yuA64c5

Yeah, quite.

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Lol, you're a fucking angel. Thank you for making my morning XD

voca.ro/1hCt6Et6oq6M These pastas are horrible. Why.

voca.ro/1n8ws5gAMOcD At least this one made me laugh quite a bit, hohoho.

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voca.ro/1lCvSOP1C072 Thank you so much user, you can keep requesting things, and even songs! I should've said that in the main post above, but I can sing a bit too. Although I sound like a squeaky squirrel. ;w;

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