Daily reminder that if you don't look ANYTHING like this guy...

Daily reminder that if you don't look ANYTHING like this guy, aren't ATLEAST 6'5''ft+ tall and don't have a 10" inch+ penis OR don't make 7-figures USD annually, you will NEVER get laid without an escort in 2022. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.

>protip; you LITERALLY can't.

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>Prove me wrong

Proof: your mother

is this the new shit's so cash?

but i already did so invalid

Cringe.

Found the incel

>wanting anything to do with roasties or relationships in general

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>OR
False. That part is reserved only to blatant gold diggers. No normal girl will go that route because of gossip.

Projecting hard didn't ya?

I never had a six pack you could see, I'm a hairy mediterranean guy, and at absolute best in my life I earned a 6-figure salary for a single year.
But I've had about 40 partners total, and 3 long-term relationships.

His head literally looks like spongebobs square pants.

Your absolutely pathetic compared to me. Ex Naval Aviator here, I have 8000+ hours in F-18F's, more than half in combat zones around the globe. I've walked into bars and had Navy Seals, the toughest motherfucker's on the planet, buy me drinks because I saved their ass's. Currently working for "the company " flying operatives in the Bombardier Global series of aircraft to hot spots around the world. I make upper 6 figures, see places in the world that average tourist has never even heard of, and had more women of all races than OP can even imagine. So fuck off PUSSY.

>Protip: OP is a pathetic loser LARPING as someone of importance.

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Have sex incel

lol

Nice LARP summerfags now gtfo my board

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I'm 6'5" with an 8" and will break 6 fig this year, if only just.
But I'm also happily married with a kid

Yikes

I got laid 2 hours ago. Nerd.

Keep LARPING there faggot. I know you probably won't reply since it's past your bedtime.

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I fucked your mom last night

Nice LARP summerfags now gtfo my board