What the fuck do I put on this thing?

I have a 2013 MacBook Pro (i7 ivy bridge) that I want to use as my daily driver work laptop since it's build like a fucking truck. I'm mostly just gonna use it to write code and watch porn.

Only problem is, what fucking operating system do I put on this thing?

>can't run the newest apple OS because ARM
>can't run Windows because 11 is retarded
>can't run Linux because macs from this era are a fucking nightmare to get running

What the fuck do I do?

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suck off a bunch of black guys for free

Gonna be a while. I already let them fuck me in the ass and now they gotta recharge

die of aids i guess

So many things wrong with this post man. No 2013 macbook pro has an ivy bridge cpu, if it's 2013 it has haswell, if it has ivy it's 2012. The latest apple OS doesn't require arm at all, they compile it for both x86 and arm. Windows 11 can be installed on anything windows 10 can be by simply opening regedit in the installer and setting 2 or 3 preferences. That hardware is perfectly usable with pretty much linux distro, there are drivers for the wifi adapter, trackpad, keyboard, etc either built in or easily available, and apart from those things it's more or less functionally identical to any other standard pc. Linux works fine.

Run yo pockets white boy I saw that apple

>can't run the newest apple OS because ARM
you can use up to like Mojave or maybe later if you use the patchers by dosdude1
just make sure your model doesnt have a shitty discrete GPU

>can't run Linux because macs from this era are a fucking nightmare to get running
no, its easy. u just cant do it because u r too low iq cuz u wtch porn n you prolly help out black ppl in yr commnty

>he doesn’t know he can bypass 11 requirements or just run 10

>>can't run the newest apple OS because ARM

youtube.com/watch?v=-huRykhjs6g

Works fine on my 2012 Retina MBP. The MacOs isn't ARM only. Yet. I expect that to be around 2028-29. Monterey works natively on 2015 MBPs, so if it's around the same time for support for Intel, MacOS should be able to run on any of the Ivy Bridge laptops.

>can't run Windows because 11 is retarded

machow2.com/windows-11-mac-boot-camp/

If you get Big Sur running at a minimum, you can run Windows 11 in Bootcamp.

Try doing some google searches before throwing a tantrum on the internet. All 3 OSes you listed can run on your machine, if you have higher than an 80 IQ. There are whole forums and hundreds of YT videos for all of them, walking dumbasses like you through it.

Install macOS Monterey with a patcher:
dortania.github.io/OpenCore-Legacy-Patcher/

why would you put windows on thsi shit just run macos

My uncle who literally uses his MacBook Pro for one browser tab at a time even realized it’s time to upgrade from that thing after 9 fucking years. You’re actually burning money if you even Hope to “work” off that thing.

>>can't run the newest apple OS because ARM
So don't run the newest version of macOS. The most recent compatible version that you can use with a 2013 MacBook is good enough. It's a 2013 MacBook, not a 2008.
>>can't run Windows because 11 is retarded
So just use whatever version of macOS/OS X it comes with.
>>can't run Linux because macs from this era are a fucking nightmare to get running
Guy. You're only using it for coding and porn. Literally all you need is something with a text editor and a browser. A fucking Chromebook would solve your problems. You already have a MacBook. Just use it. You don't need to do any hacky modifications to it.
Fuck, this is annoying. Your "problems" are entirely manufactured by you, and they're made of nothing.

get Linux running and never update

>>can't run Windows because 11 is retarded
Why would you want to run Windows 11?

Your uncle just wanted new shiny

dosdude1 stopped providing unofficial patches for macOS after Catalina. OP should use OpenCore Legacy Patcher instead if he wants to run Big Sur or Monterey.

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if it's for work then work should provide it
do not use your own hardware

Just run the newest Mac OS it supports. I've got a 2012 MBP and that's what I do, works fine for my needs. Only real shortcoming is if you need the newest xcode for whatever reason, but then linux/windows on it wouldn't fix that anyway.

>can't run Linux because macs from this era are a fucking nightmare to get running
That is just blatantly not true.