I've had sex AMA
I'm 33. I've actually had sex with about 70 women, I lost track exactly. I have a spreadsheet where I keep track of all of them so I don't forget, but a few of them I never learned their names so they're just in as "Unknown DC girl", and a few nights I can't remember at all.
I've had about 10 threesomes as well. 90% MFF, 10% MMF.
What do you want to know, virgins?
Don't be intimidated, I'll answer anything. Speak up!
How do you actually meet women? I don't know how to start a conversation with a woman.
I met them through my jobs, bars, Tinder. You can meet them anywhere. The best is if you're not obviously there to meet women: Wherever you are, you're there to have a good time and if you happen to meet someone, cool.
why you bragging so much? there's a lot more to life than sex. you bought into some stupid idea that your body count is a competition. go to church or something.
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You're right, I absolutely did. It was important for me to get that number high, and it isn't anymore.
This isn't about bragging though, I'm just establishing my credentials. I am just here to try to help you.
PSJTT
Is the sex even worth it? In my minor amount of experience with relationships, sex was cool but I always remember the little moments and the small things being the best part about being in love with someone
You're not wrong, but some of the sex I've had has been straight-up mindblowing. The gulf between bad sex and incredible sex is way, way wider than I would have thought 20 years ago.
ok. tell me this. in your threesome did you ever get a girl to go ass to mouth from the other girl? if yes then i admit you are the king of chads
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How long have you been gay?
>MMF is for faggots
Sex is 110% overrated. Women try to act like its so hood because thats literally the only thing they can offer. They provide no value but a warm hole, and they make you put up with so much stupid shit to get it. Ill just jack off instead. Less hassle.
Shit thread, OP. Let me take over and show you how it's done:
27y.o. eastern european user here. Haven't had any sex yet (did kiss a girl in highschool once). 159cm; twink body; blond hair.
Ask me anything
By the law of averages, that means you've had sex with at least four trannies.
Were you able to recognize them?
Yes, twice. One made me wash off first, but I think it still counts.
It's not bad, though. Sometimes it's great.
It's okay babe, you can ask me anything too
Pretty sure that's not how the law of averages works
g damn. ok. you are the actual king. i thought that would be nearly impossible to achieve outside of porn. i guess i didn't realize how nasty girls really are
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So that's a no. Got it.
One girl I dated for 2 years let me facefuck her in the shower while she threw up over and over
Women are fucking NASTY
I get you user. I'm 36 and I lost count at around 50 years ago. Was 14 when lost virginity. And the weirdest part is that I've been diagnosed with aspergers and adhd. I think the thing with women is like you said. When you don't make it obvious that you're looking for casual sex, it just happens. Be yourself, be positive, be funny. Don't be afraid of humiliating yourself or getting rejected. That will also be a part of the gig. Thats my 2cnts on this topic.
Of all the girls you've fucked, were they diverse? Which ethnicity do you enjoyed the most?
this sounds like a larp
Gay, imagine being this much of a loser in life
>MMF
It's like I'm looking in a mirror. ADHD, Aspergers and lost it at 14. Goddamn dude.
Well, I live in a pretty white area, so all of my top tiers are white, but my bottom tiers are all white too. I've fucked 3 black girls and 3 Asians and a dozen or so Mexican girls. All pretty good, honestly.
She had just started watching Hookup Hotshot videos and wanted to re-enact that scene. She was the same one that did ass to mouth in a threesome