Tell us about your wife/gf. It can be a funny, sexy, infuriating or wholesome story

Tell us about your wife/gf. It can be a funny, sexy, infuriating or wholesome story.
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>Fiancée has PCOS, makes her 90% less likely to be fertile
>We both have a very intense creampie/impregnating fetish
>I have creampied her on average three times a week for the last 5 years, as many as three times a day when I’m up for it
>Have literally never worn a condom in my life

BECAUSE THEYRE ARENT ENOUGH PORN THREADS ON Any Forums THANKS FOR KILLING THE BOARD YOU NEWFAG REDDIT CANCEROUS PILES OF DOGSHIT

I hope you two are able to conceive user.

Been together 22 years.
Was 10/10 when we met.
She’s still beautiful and is a real MILF. She’s a great mom.
Truly loves me and cares about me more than anyone else in my life has ever loved me. Great wife.
Would do anything for me.
Have amazing sex at least 3 times a week.
Cum buckets every time.
I can be a real fucking psycho shit to her sometimes but she always sees the good in me.
Can’t believe how lucky I am to have her.

Fucking hell, why are you even here, you won user.

My gf has multiple big cysts. It's possible to have children. I would know

Like I said I have a weird side of me that I try to keep in check.
B helps me indulge it a little without going too overboard.
Also I’m an old fag that still visits out off nostalgic loyalty.

Used to be in a poly relationship with my ex. It was going really well for a while but we did eventually end things. Well one time she and I and one of her partners were hanging at our place. One thing led to another and her partner and I are sitting on the couch next to eachother and our pants come off. She's jerking us both off at the same time. She starts taking turns sucking us off. I get up and fuck her while she blows him. They only fucked with condoms and we didn't have any so he didn't fuck her this time. We got caught up in the moment at one point and I kissed him and he kissed back. So I sat him down on the couch and got on my knees and started blowing him. My gf felt left out so she made out with her partner that I was blowing. I had my eyes closed and was really concentrating on blowing him well so I didn't see my gf get up and wall behind me. She put her index finger in her mouth and got a bunch of saliva on it. All of a sudden I feel a pressure on my asshole and her finger sliding in. It turned me on so much that I started sucking him faster. After a couple min of me blowing him and mf gf fingering my asshole I feel his legs start to shake. He told me he was gonna cum and I know first hand that the best blowjobs end with oral creampie so I thought fuck it I'm gonna make him happy. He nutted so much in my mouth and it tbh it didn't taste very good but it was so satisfying bringing him to completion. After I spit out his cum and wiped my mouth off my gf leaned in and kissed me and shoved her tongue in my mouth. I asked him if he wanted to return the favor but he didn't want to but that's ok. So I bent my gf over the couch and fucked her until I came inside her. The next morning he thanked me for the best blowjob of his life.

>Also I’m an old fag that still visits out off nostalgic loyalty.
Ahh I getcha. Yeah b is fucked.