I just farted.
I just farted
How was it?
Not bad. Id say 7/10
Did it stink?
You think those glasses make you look smart? Fuck you, asshole!
Yes id say 5.5/10 on the stink level
The frame goes above the lenses you knobhead not below!! Ugh!!
Give us the full break down OP.
Points by criteria and same with points off.
That was you??
I can smell it from here
Whoever smelled it, dealt it
It was a deep roar that pulled on my lower intestines a little. So thats 2 points out of 4 right off the rip. The relief factor added 2 out of 5 points, the stink added 2 out of 5 on the stinker scale. Added 1 point for the aggravated nature of the fart.
farts do be aggravating
Then stare at this picture for too long
Was there poo splatter?
Thanks OP, I’ll be able to sleep at night now
Bad observation 3/10
Not that Im aware of
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Thank you op.
What do you think contributed to said fart.
In an example, mine had notes of broccli and milk, with a dark tone of poo. Could you tell if it had notes?