Teach me how to greentext Any Forums

Teach me how to greentext Any Forums

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>be you
>stop overthinking
>just start typing
>start throwing shit at the wall
>some of it sticks
>notice it gets to the point
>no unnecessary detail
>zero punctuation
>it builds up
>some kind of punchline or reveal near the end
>tfw i took the blindfold off and it turned out to be my sister!

>be OP
>make thread
>OP is always a fagott

No, I literally do not know how to make text go green on here. I can story tell just find.

>green
You just type the greater than symbol once.

>be you
>an absolute buffoon
>not an enjoyer of the keyboard
>the crocodile does not eat the text
>maths user
>maths

>I can story tell just find.
tfw he can't story tell

>op is gay

> + txt = green "txt"

+ txt = green "

>OP is a bit of a fag "

Thanks Any Forums I think I get it now, thank you for assisting my retarded ass. Much appreciated. [ :

>keeb

Not even using greetext for a story to thank us, smh.

does some have the whole set of this girl?

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Try it in the post below or you don't get it

I do not, just the one I posted

txt = green "

>Be me
>Long time lurker and browser of Any Forums /po/ & /x/
>Think about how much I enjoy the environment of Any Forums
>Start attempt to contribute to the content of the site by posting more
>mfw I don't know how to greentext properly
>Feel like an absolute sperg
>Even google it but no straight forward answers
>Say fuck it & just ask Any Forums
>Any Forums attempts to enlightened the sperg
>Were they successful...?

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Never post new fag

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Been lurking since circa 2014 - 2015

How long does someone have to be on this site to be considered an oldfag?

Asking silly questions says your a new fag

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oh man this has to be a joke

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Pro tip You never can

kek

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