Ask a war hero anything

Ask a war hero anything

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Where's he?

How do you make the best tacos?

With the collision of Andromeda and the Milky Way galaxies in 4.5 billion years, will there be any surviving lifeforms near the galactic supercentre?

Why does popcorn give me gas?

>Grill your carne asada on Mesquite charcoal
>Use all fresh ingredients
>Fry your tortillas (yellow corn) in olive oil until crispy yet still flexible
>Dress as desired
Good luck user

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You are in infinity user. Don't worry about it
Your guts are weak and inferior

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>scrambled eggs
>hero
Pick one.

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why do you like cock?

Gringo Tex-Mex there, chico.

What's your favorite flavor of popsicle and why is it dick?

Tex Mex? Fuck off nigger I live 5 miles from the Tijuana border!

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And I live twenty-five miles south of the Tijuana border.
We don't cook tortillas in olive oil. And your tacos dorados are gringo-style.

I know you cook them in lard. Nasty shit. We don't do that here amigo.

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"Hero" fuck you.

Besides, user asked about the "best" tacos, not the shittiest. Mine were made by my gf. She's half Mexican and half white. Since whites do everything better..... It's natural that hers are better than yours.

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>live twenty-five miles south of the Tijuana border.
Rosarito? Ensenata?

It's been vegetable lard since about the turn of the century. That's "Crisco" in gringo.
Your picture showed what we sell as tourist tacos. These are the abomination that inspired your wonderful restaurants, Taco Bell. And Mr Bell got that idea from a restaurant in Redlands, California.
Legit carne asada tacos get their tortillas heated through briefly on a grill but they get rolled, not folded in half, because they're still soft.
And carne asada is overrated. Cheap norteño shit because norteños are too cheap to do it well. Al pastor is the way to go.

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RTO. By the banks of the arroyo Santa Bárbara in the colonia Crosthwaite.

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I'm always intrigued by living Mexico.

What is that area like? Is it safe? What do you do fun there?