Ask a functional alcoholic anything
Ask a functional alcoholic anything
If you ran out of money and had to suck someone's cock for a pint of gin, would you?
I wouldn't be a functional alcohic then. Next question.
>taking a shot for every question btw
have you considered the fact that you could show up to work drunk, get fired for it, then file a wrongful termination suit based on the fact that most institutions classify alcoholism as a disease? could be big bucks there bro
how much do you drink a day
kinda banking on it, have an alkie lawyer friend
You may have gone broke for reasons other than alcoholism. Laid off from your job, house caught on fire, etc. What's the furthest you would go to get some booze?
He doesn’t strike me as a gin guy
the nearest liquor store or friends house
between 1 and 2 pints of Vodka
good call
You don't have money to buy it, and your friends don't want to feed your habit. Come on.. what's the most degrading thing you would do to get some booze?
I'd cuck your fat wife if you paid me, which is a bargain because I'd generally do that for free
Have you ever had your liver checked?
Seriously: 1 - 2 of vodka daily is not healthy and dying from liver disease is PAINFUL.
You're not going to enjoy money while dying
Go at least get an echo or blood test or something
You're no fun.
what can I say, I'm drunk and sassy right now
Why? I doubt you're interesting or have any good insights. You're just a drunk. A boring drunk.
If you constantly have to drink because you cant cope with Reality you are not functional.
Now you're going to have to explain to me why YOU are here
it's not that I can't cope with reality, it's because I have a disease
h/t to I'm laying the foundation
think about it this way, addiction is a disease
you come to Any Forums every to fap to trap threads
I drink
To say that. Bye.
Peace out nigga, thanks for stopping by
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