What can you do with $300k?

What can you do with $300k?

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acquire a gambling addiction

Buy a $300,001 house.

You could buy at least 20 Arizona Iced Teas

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i would retire in a 3rd world country.
Permanent neet mode.

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Live for 10 years without working

Buy a sailboat and get the hell out of Dodge

get your balls waxed

get that operation you've been eyeing.

What country you figure you'd be able to meet the longest at?

If you don't mind a squat toilet and no pussy (the latter of which defeats the purpose).

be set for life cause id flip that into millions. id never actually spend any of the 300k only leverage it to take on larger loans and more debt

buy the biggest goddam dildo 300k can buy and sit on it till i moan in ecstasy and bleed out

Mexico

I think it's still Covid-time down there. They're super racist and kick all non-nationals out.

That's like, a yacht. A yacht-sized dildo. You been stretching for this?

not a lot really tbh fam. but also a lot. its nice to buy things for yourself - good things - for your hobby you can have

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get some lotto tickets.

Buy half a gallon of gas

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Buy 10 cryptoes

Turn into millions in a couple months through the stock market. If I can turn 10,000 into 150k in 7 months of fucking around then I can turn that 300k into millions in the same amount of time easily.

>That burrito gave me GAS GAS GAS!

retard

so many cranes

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