How do I ask my wife to shave her pussy?
It looks like pic related.
Backstory: we were both virgins when we started dating. I’d like to ask her in a way so that she doesn’t think I’ve been conditioned by porn to prefer it shaved. (That’s exactly what happened, but she thinks I don’t watch porn)
Tell her you don't like getting hair in your mouth when going down on her.
Say it smells FUCKING RANK
Say she looks like a lumberjack or a Sasquatch or a homeless guy
bush > well kempt > clean shaven
That looks delicious
Post pic of wife's muff
Yea - I’ve thought of this actually. It seems like the best option I was just wondering if you guys had something better.
The only problem is that she’s kind of self conscious about me going down on her so I only do it a few times a month anyway. I just hope she wouldn’t say “okay, you don’t have to go down on me” cuz then it would be even harder to come up with a new reason. And I enjoy going down on her (except for the hair that I have to part with my hands)
to keep watching porn on the DL, this is probably your best bet
I think that pussy look amazing like that, but...
My wife keeps a well trimmed pussy. no hair on the lip area and short grass on the mound.
so, basically, she can keep her hairy pussy, it just needs to be trimmed.
If she wants hair on the lip area, just have her trim that too.
does she have loose flappy folds of meat dangling in all directions?
id assume pubic hair is grown out in some sort of attempt to obfuscate the fact she has beef curtains and is self conscious of the fact.
she also might be a climate alarmist hippie closet lesbian feminist
this
Tell her to shave that nasty puss beard faggot
How does she actually smell/taste?
OP is not being a fagoot.
Why call people faggots and niggers when they are clearly asking a legit question.
You know, it make you a nigger and faggot, actually.
It tastes like beer battered fish sticks.
For everyone asking, this is it on our honeymoon. It’s usually hairier but I think she shaved extra since we were gone for a while and she didn’t wanna deal with shaving on the trip.
It tastes great. Cleanliness is not the issue
Nice. Those things taste great.
It usually looks closer to the op pic.
Depending of the current status of your couple, I would suggest to try these options in the following order.
first option:
>I would like you to shave it
second option:
>I prefer it shaved for me to eat it
third option:
>I would find it more hygienic if you'd shave
Personnaly I paid for my wife's hair laser removal (~2000 €) but I certainly don't regret it!
My gfs pussy looks like that except she's an innie. I had her shave it once and it looked and felt great, but nothing beats a nice bush imo.
Dubs of Patrician Taste
offer to pamper her and shave her in the shower or something. try and frame it as sensual and romantic or some shit
if she responds quite hesitantly or negatively towards the idea then you know you are dealing with something more... like a difficult fem bitch who will make your life difficult in many other ways. that should serve as a red flag.
That is an absolutely top tier pussy. Perfect amount of hair.
Then don't phrase it like there's a choice. - Now before you go all alpha, bear in mind I'm saying don't give her a choice in the matter of you going down on her.
>"I want to try using my tongue on you more, I think it'd be really hot, BUT can we trim the [whatever words you'd use to indicate the area I call the coinpurse] so I can really [nicer words for 'suck on those lips & clit']?"
Hell if you don't already, trim/shave your boys down in solidarity and express how it feels much better. She can have a bush without having hair around the lips and clit; in fact that's usually how I prefer women. Pic related.
they are literally just pussy hair. Do you realize how prude you sound? There are people who buy toenails from e-girls and you can't even handle a few pussy hair from your own wife. I've never been this angry in my entire life.
>how
Bitch, shave your pussy.