i dont have pet peeves anymore
i got psychotic fucking hatreds
I dont have pet peeves anymore
Henry Harris
James Gray
what kinda things do you hate satan trips kun?
Ethan Sullivan
Joseph Martin
well to start off let’s talk about the mentally ill population that popped up out of nowhere over the last decade!
Brayden Jackson
Chase Nelson
Yeah, I know what you mean. Back then nobody would give a fuck about those people and simply let them die in a corner, push them down the stairs to get rid of them or something... now we stack old people in nursing homes like it's going to pay off or something.
Ian Morgan
whatever happened to taking grandpa out in the shed and shooting him in the back of the head? nowadays nobody gives enough of a shit about grandpa, instead he’s dying slowly of coronavirus at the bingo table.
Matthew Carter
You just know back in the days people would get away with murdering the mentally disabled people who lived around and were making too much noise without any repercussions.
Not only have we created a way for those people to live more quietly thus disturbing less people by making sound proof walls in houses and all those social services that keeps them occupied or simply hide them from the rest of society by putting them in nursing homes.
It's like we used our progress and technological advancement to make a better living for those who don't really need to be alive anymore.
Henry Robinson
Nobody would actually do that. You simply push the old fart down the fleet of stairs and you call it a day.
Jaxon Sullivan
well would you have rather hung the old bastard by the neck and watched his 80 year old neck snap? what about a classic beheading if that’s more your taste in historical accuracy?
Elijah Johnson
old farts got feelings to you know
Jordan Baker
Really... I have never noticed. Thanks for pointing that out.
Tyler Allen
I’ve tried to listen to his stand up many times, and from many different parts of his life, and I just don’t care for George Carlin. At best, it’s just somewhat insightful complaining.
Asher Rivera
Cheers, I'll drink to that bro.
Jonathan Watson
speaking of feelings, has nobody figured out how to feel better during a dystopia? besides abusing stimulants and video games and fucking loose women? i got a suggestion for ya, RUN
Ian Reed
it’s a well oiled and maintained machine that explicitly runs on your life, you should be running from shit like this from the get go, and yet here we all are smelling eachother!
Asher Myers
you ever come across a patch of fake grass in your life? what about a patch of fake grass that is intentionally planted right next to a patch of real grass? do you have any fucking idea how much that insult to nature pisses me off?
Jose Murphy
oh and here’s the real kicker
GRASS IS USELESS
WE SHOULDN’T BE WASTING FERTILE LAND ON COSMETIC CHOICES!
yet here we are substituting the substitute for cosmetic choice, for maintenance costs.
Aaron Fisher
you know what else i psychotically hate?
movement flags
yes, the gays are a country, the blacks are a country, the women are a country and now we all have to show our colors, why?
because just like the last couple decades of lumbering through malls, stuffing ourselves with junk and lard, stuffing all kinds of stupid shit in our backpacks, charging fourth on our assistance carts, we’ve all got to be at war with something.
Daniel Long
IT MIGHT AS WELL BE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS
Luke Bailey
Back in your coffin, old man.
Jack Johnson
Nice thread
Thanks
Benjamin Gray
George Carlin would not be a fan of you
it's pretty pathetic to tarnish his image with your faggotry