I'm a manlet with a micro
5'5", 2.5" fully erect
I have to pee sitting down because if I pee standing up the piss gets all over my fingers
I can only masturbate with my thumb and index fingers because despite having really small hands my palms are to big to firmly grasp my cock
Ask me anything
Uhhh... why havent you kysd yet
How's it goin dude
I hate it but its more that I feel really envious of men with normal cocks and feel like I'm missing out of a big part of being a man like it must feel amazing fucking a woman's pussy with a normal or big cock
Just go full tranny. You don't even need the bottom surgery.
its time of the day for this retarded queer faggot to crave for attention again
I'm naturally hairless except that I can grow the hair on my head past my butt if I wanted to, I don't even have facial, armpit or leg hairs, only a few pubic hairs, this combined with being 5'5" people have joked about this my entire life, but I'm a straight man
You are basically a woman without a vaginal canal. Take your estrogen.
you're a dyke gook chink
imagine being me with a fucking curved cock
Are you a virgin?
could be worse my friend, you could be in a wheel chair with no ability to get hard or walk, you could also have some awful disease that makes your life misery.
count your blessings and be happy
You're average for a white guy. Just hang out in a corner til you're thirty and you can make more autistic losers with the leftover single moms lol.
really not that small, it's just soft
nigga just because he isn't a paralyzed downy doesn't mean he isn't playing life on hardmode
fuck off with your "count your blessings" bullshit. look at life objectively instead
Bro go to a hormone clinic. I don't know how old you are but if you're under 26 there's a chance you could still get treated with hormone therapy. Testosterone and human growth hormone can do wonders for you - the claim you don't have body hair and the fact that you have an infantile penis makes me think you might be one of those men whose body doesn't produce testosterone, hence you haven't gone through puberty. There is still hope for you. I would look into it for sure if I was you.
you should try gay sex if you haven’t already. idk if any woman is going to want you sry
I'm not a dyke, I'm a man, also gook chink is very racist
I've had sex with a few women so no I'm not a virgin
Its 2.5" fully erect, sometimes gets close to 3.0" but usually around 2.5", I've researched this a lot and only 1 in 10+ million men have a cock this small or smaller
I'm 43, srs
Why? I thought gay men liked cocks, why would any gay man be into my micro? Also, I'm only attracted to cis-women so even if gays were attracted to me I'm not attracted to men