You get a chance to kill a single person, it can be anyone who was, is being or is to be born who are you killing?
You get a chance to kill a single person, it can be anyone who was, is being or is to be born who are you killing?
Oliver Myers
Brayden Bailey
The person who invents time travel
Gabriel Fisher
>be me
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock >let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING grab my pistol and blast him
>twice then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouthlet blood pour all over
>my cock feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Owen Powell
that´s uh that´s... very creative user...
Hunter Brooks
Trump
Tyler Hernandez
Kill Abraham as a young man. Wipe out monotheism in one fell stroke.
Grayson Gray
Found the devil follower
Julian Nelson
Jackson Kelly
YOU, nigger
for saying such dumb shit
bitch
Mason Peterson
> Abraham
> first monotheistic religion
Swing and a miss, though I don't begrudge your selection.
Hudson Anderson
Jesus Christ. He's responsible for burning the majority of humanity for failing to serve his retarded Abrahamic god.
Ayden Phillips
Easy. I'm going back in time to kill op before he makes this thread.
Landon Parker
maybe kanye west, see how music would play out without him
Joshua Sanders
Not a time travel thread faggots
Christian Price
id go back in time and kill the guy that killed hitler my hero
Benjamin Brooks
Bro; don't let the pasta fool you
Ayden Long
For that attitude, I'm killing one of OP's parents so he was never born.
Aiden Brown
myself
David Mitchell
>it can be anyone who was, is being or is to be born
Cooper Perry
Based
Nathaniel Garcia
do it then, faggot
Charles Garcia
Every US citizen should be entitled to a certificate to one free murder when they turn 21 if they have never been found guilty of a felony and retain that certificate as long as they do not commit a felony.
Thats right. You could kill just one person as an adult and get away with it. Just turn in your certificate and do a small spot of paperwork and you're clear, no questions asked.
Hunter Barnes
Okay then, I'd kill Adam and doom the human race
Brayden Miller
Says the guy who clearly doesnt understand temporal paradox theory.
Grayson Collins
bruce jenner right before he impregnates his whore wife
Jose Rivera
Different user but you helped me make my choice. I wait 2 days, then go 1 day back and off you.
> see you tomorrow
Ayden Watson
Out of everyone here, this is probably the sanest choice
Colton Murphy
Can I change mine? I want to kill this guy before he posts in this thread
Cooper Myers
What do you think you're thinking? Abraham begets Judaism, Judaism begets Christianity and Islam. Unless you're digging for obscure no other religion is monotheism
Luis Ramirez
Found the jew. Otherwise why not off Abraham? Humanity was really screwed by all the "we're god's chosen people" bullshit.
Jason Cook
fuck it
harambe
id get away with it too
Bentley Rivera
if it has to be a person then id kill the zookeeper the day before, and then id kill harambe
effectively killing myself and the gorilla