How do you manage to game in peace when you have a live-in gf...

What is Morbius supposed to say?
I'm out of the loop when it comes to zoomer memes

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i wish rouge was my gf and she was clearly the boss in the relationship
she would treat me like her property
thats hot

Women are so fucking unbearably retarded, I don't know how any of you get into relationships. One night stands are the only way I've kept my sanity.

"It's Morbin' Time" is the supposed catchphrase. Morbius is a dogshit movie that everyone is pretending to like and making shit up for because it's more interesting that way. It's also allegedly an astroturfing campaign involving KFC but I'm less versed in what the fuck that whole rumor is about.

The joke is that Morbius was such a shitty boring movie that people started just going on social media talking about crazy weird shit that didn't actually happen in the movie. The most popular of these posts said that Morbius has a catchphrase of "It's Morbin' Time" which itself spawned a sub-joke of people who haven't seen the movie believing that this line is actually said in the movie.

>sjw artist
What did wamu do this time?
Zoomers have gaslit the entire internet to think that Morbius says "It's Morbin' time!" and then morbs on all the bad guys.

>TFW your wife enjoys Sanic as much as you do

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My gf thinks vidya is for kids and gets annoyed when I binge game and neglect her at times. But I normally play while she cooks and does chores so it's all good.

Rouge bare feet

Play some multiplayer stuff with her
I suggest It Takes Two or Divinity 2

>Zoomers have gaslit the entire internet to think that Morbius says "It's Morbin' time!" and then morbs on all the bad guys.
it does actually seem like a Marvel line

How good can the sex possibly be if she isn't roleplaying as your vidya crush?

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I had a gf with this exact same body type. Oh god I miss the sex so much

Ok I'm jealous of that one

imagine the pop when they have him say it in the next marvel slopfest

Can't remember the last time I met a gamer girl, if ever. Just the E-thots at conventions

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The core of your point is sound but the math is a little off in my case. I spend around 12 hours a day out of the house at work, an hour at the gym and 8 hours sleeping. It leaves only like 3 hours a day plus the weekends, and she takes care of the cooking and the laundry and the cleaning.
It's not such a bad deal.

I realize I'm going to sound like I'm making shit up, but through online dating I found a cute girl who likes video games and Magic, has multiple creative hobbies, enjoys baking, has G-cup breasts, and shares several of my weird fetishes. They do exist.

Be that as it may, those are things that pretty much anyone in a relationship could provide. Your life partner should have positive attributes beyond keeping the bed warm.

>online dating
Which service? I've been thinking of signing up for one but it's hard to tell which has more of my type of people

It's not rocket science, retard. Morbius movie sucks and so people are saying it's actually the GOAT for the lulz.

Yeah, by law of averages they do exist.
But the vast majority of women are able to fall back on being given the benefit of the doubt in almost any context, so they don't need to cope with extraneous hobbies.

Most women, if they were men, would be right here with us talking about bring ronery.

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I know that statistically they do exist but everyone I see on dating apps is such a normie. Weirdly I the algorithm keeps matching me up with Jesus freaks even though I put on my profile that I'm not religious.

explain

>G-cup breasts
There's only one way I'd believe that story user. Post em

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As a preamble, online dating is a gauntlet and lockdowns have made it unimaginably worse. I was lucky to find my girlfriend in 2019.

I primarily used OkCupid, Bumble, and Tinder. Tinder is mostly for flighty hookups. Short profiles, vapid pictures, very shallow. Don't bother. OkCupid has longform profiles and I did meet a lot of interesting women on there, but nothing beyond a conversation or a few dates. Bumble is interesting because the women have to be the one to reach out, so there's a lot more selection and you can be sure that if you get a message it's from someone actually interested rather than being dude #73 bombarding a girl with random DMs trying to stand out. As such, it's the one I recommend.

>G-cup breasts
so basically shes a landwhale.

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sadly I must fall prey to the 'gtfo' portion of the classic phrase

Are you in the US? If not, is the population on Bumble noticeably lower than Tinder?

My big dilemma with online dating is that if I'm just upfront about what I want from the start in order to weed out all the wastes of time, it makes me look like a freak which scares people off in its own right.

I just want a gf who I can draw vidya rule34 with

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I'm US. Major metropolitan area on the west coast. Milage could definitely vary but my impression is numbers were lower than tinder.

I feel ashamed of myself that i indeed believed that crap...

A bit sad that all this movie, as obviously shitty as it is, will only have a meme to be remembered, and yet dozens over dozens of people still saw it regardless.

This picture has absolutely nothing to do with the thread but I find it really funny and wanted to post it anyway

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Ya dig?

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Wasn’t the original version of this ponyshit?

Yeah, my understanding is that if you're in the US, especially in a major area, you can use whatever app you want and you'll have enough people to go around, but if you're in Europe, you're basically forced onto Tinder.

My advice is to not hide your light under a bushel, but also keep your cards relatively close to your chest early on. Think about it from the perspective of the girl. Even if she's freaky as shit and draws weird porn, the odds that she tells a guy that and he's WAY too into it in a way that's creepy or dangerous is far too high for her to open with that info. You're going to need to lay some groundwork and do weedout on things like life goals, hobbies, interests, etc. and if she passes those bars then after a few dates you'll get a better feel for her power level.

It's cute

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I saw Dragonball Evolution in a theater that was completely empty except for me and my friends. That shit ruled.

someone edit out that tumor between her legs, then maybe.

Good for you user.

I'm an oldfag and after being married for 15 years to a wonderful lady who loved Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, etc when she was gone I really wasn't sure what the hell I would do relationship wise as things had changed a lot since the last time I was dating.

But, I managed to land a big titty goth who is into playing co-op games and she does 8-bit cross-stitch (Is cross-stitch in general really popular right now?).

TL;DR - Don't give up, anons.

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twitter epic meme

Makes complete sense. If it's any consolation, it's possible that if everyone's forced onto Tinder then it's not going to just be hookups and catfishing scams. Still a rough spot to be in. Best of luck.

haha oh wow, come on dude...

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>No giant clit to go with the fat vulva

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kys vtuber faggot

Gamer girls dont go outside just like dude gamers do, they just play their switch all day

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>GF not in to vidya
>Comes from money, little bit spoiled
>Think of how to get her in to it so I can game in peace
>Introduce her to FFXIV
>She gets addicted
>I can game in peace

Up until she left me for a guy she met in game, but there is a solution OP

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I think a lot of people have picked up hobbies that are relatively cheap and you can do solo, but from what I see of tumblr I think it's also getting a bit of a resurgence because it's a nice way to keep your hands busy while listening to podcasts or music. Same reason I play shit like Diablo, really, and at least cross-stitch makes something you can frame on the wall.

>Vanheist went into the deepest end

Shame. He drew nuce muscle girls

>tfw you married your gamer gf
>she got me into ffxiv
>becomes one of my favorite games in the series
>do dungeons and raids and everything together
>order food sometimes and watches anime together

Feels good man. Never give up bros.

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I want a best friend so badly bros...

Definitely has a human bf

>people larping about how they're outliers that found unicorns
bros Its over for me, stop giving me false hope

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This could've been a good rouge thread

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Makes sense - painting gets expensive really quickly and requires a modicum of talent, drawing starts off cheap but can start becoming a real drain once you start needing the good stuff.

no, it was banjo kazooe, but this is a 2nd strip to make a joke that they didnt stop

I can't recommend FFXI enough assuming you haven't already tried it. The two of you would have a blast and there is a fuckload more to do than there is in XIV. Not hating on XIV, but XI is in a great spot for low-man groups right now.

>Oldfag lands the ultra rare big titty goth gf
Enough of these games!

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Why does this almost look like CaptainKirb?

user, (You) are the unicorn. The sooner you realize that the sooner you can get on with your life.

My man, if I was larping I'd make it believable. It turns out dudes aren't unique in liking weird shit and enjoying playing games, girls just aren't as open about it because they get deluged by desperate creeps. Keep your chin up and you'll find someone.

To be fair, she is my age (mid 40's) so I don't think most anons would be too jealous.

Drawing at least you can spend $300 on a decent screen tablet and draw as much as you want without needing additional supplies, but it's definitely a different feel to having the actual pens and paper.

Sir plz never question my love of booba ever again

Okay but where did you meet? And if you say Tinder I'm gonna shoot up a movie theater, one airing some capeshit movie probably.

>go back to bumble after a long time away
>they turn filters into premium feature at some point in the last year
i just want a gf that doesn't have kids man

>no qt 3.14 sega fan gf
ようこそ
一人ぼっち

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Remember, I'm an oldfag so it was via a work function.

I haven't thought of this webcomic in forever. What was the name of it?

Uh-huh sure. And then everyone clapped, right?

Sega fans are a different breed. We need our own dating site.

Ive tried playing XI before, I was tempted to try it but I dont really have money for another sub. Maybe ill try the free trial sometime. Thanks user.

Fucking hell, seriously? The filters were what made that shit usable. I'm with you, I have zero interest in crotch goblins (especially pre-existing ones) and it'd be a major dealbreaker in any relationship. I guess it's just something you have to accept will come up in the first three dates but that bites.

no

F@NBOYS. Been defunct for years

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My man, I didn't even mention the fact she's a black-belt. I just got damn lucky.

>tfw no gf who understands Mithra lore.

I don't want a filthy Miquo'te for a gf

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Holy fuck that's hot, more

my wife tried that game and gave up after i told her that she couldnt just open world grind to mac and had to do the story

>Got a goth girlfriend, used to watch shit all the time with her
> Got hollow knight for her and even if she complained that the game was hard she still tried her best to beat the game
>We made fun of gay and fat people
>She loved stardew valley and I introduced her to Rune factory.
>After some months she just started ignoring me and we parted away

It still hurts bros, I was living the best time of my life

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>TFW she starts singing Live and Learn with you on car rides
Hope you all find your SEGA GFs.

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You sonnavabitch

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You say "hey, I wanna go game for a bit, you need anything beforehand?" and if she wants to join in, say "sorry, this is one of those games where I like to get into a specific headspace". If she doesn't respect that then I don't know what to tell you. My gf likes watching me play games but she respects that boundary, yours should too.

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>get a message or match in a dating app
>desperately try to find a reason to unmatch or pass on her profile
>delete app
>repeat after a few months

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Whore

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Wings and big ears?

based
SJWs are authoritarians and they deserve the rope

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>Know a girl that my friends met at their work
>A programmer
>Joined our D&D group
>Had her try out Magic
>She now plays weekly with me and another friend
>Good at Vidya
>Very shy and cute in a moderately NEETy kind of way: very clean but always wears baggy hoodies and doesn't do much in terms of makeup
I'm so tempted to ask her out but I think she's out of my league and I don't want to ruin what we have.

Its a Power Rangers line
The line is "Its Morphin Time"
Zoomers dont know that the joke is based on something that already exists

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Take the plunge

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You'll regret it if you don't. Be tact, you'll be fine.

My fiancee is just a zoomer normie who likes watching tiktoks. The only "interests" we share are food/cooking, fitness, and watching movies. You don't have to spend 100% of every day together, especially after multiple years together. We usually just cook and eat together in the evenings, go do our own things, and then spend a couple hours before sleep together.

She does like watching jontron and summoning salt autism videos for some reason though.

Dude, go for it. You care about her, and you should let her know that you care about her. It'll be okay.

>F@NBOYS. Been defunct for years
Thanks user. Just pulled it up on the internet archive. I've been on a nostalgia trip, revisiting webcomics I read when I was younger. Some of the smaller ones are just absolutely impossible to find.

Everyone knows that, retard. You're just some lame old boomer that thinks knowing about power rangers is sekrit knowledge LMAO

This Fucking Morbius meme feels so forced, at least the Will Smith Slap was funny

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>be me
>just came out of a 5 month relationship
>first 3 months are great
>both have retarded sense of humour, call each other autismos etc
>Sex is amazing. genuinely the best iv ever had and has that "connection" feel to it
>3 months in she just sours on me but wont tell me whats up
>let her carry on and I continue getting sex (albeit not as good now)
>3 days ago we decide to end it after a small arguement where she wasn't clear and thought I was a dick (turning it around to me)

Honestly dodged a bullet I think but why are women so fucking retarded?

How do you manage to game at all when you have a live in fuckdoll ready to go at any moment?

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If you don't ask her out, she can only say "never"

5 years from now you're found to be posting about how that girl and the other friend are happily married because he decided to ask her out first.
You'll green text about their wedding too and how that could have been you.
Change your fate now.

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OP is an edit by some random tranny

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I do, actually. Artist?

>Fake jewliwood outrage
>fun

Ahhh the meme really is forced

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Yeah yeah sure "my man", tell us next about how her parents are rich and she a blonde-haired blue-eyed white dragon that you've had 3 kids with already. And spoiler the last part so it's extra believable! You boring cripple. Get lost.

my sides

well, that's new

And you didnt try to stop her from leaving? The universe decided to spoil you rotten and you just let the opportunity get up and walk away. If it was really the best time of your life why didnt you fight tooth and nail to keep her? How much of a faggot can you be?

Vanheists alt account. Can't remember the name but most art is in kemono.party

Shit jannies moving shit

yeah I tried a lot I really tried, and I am kinda still trying, you don't know what I've done but it looks harder and harder