Lisa Sparxxx is going on tour this summer and I just booked her for July

Lisa Sparxxx is going on tour this summer and I just booked her for July.

AMA.

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She looks like a fat transexual..
Good for you OP now tell us why you are attracted to this man

what went so wrong in your life that you've resorted to this? Jesus Christ

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How much?

What do you mean by “booked”?

You obviously don't know shit about porn before 2015.
I put 500 down, and I'm gonna do 1500 overall, gets me everything. Plus she said I'm invited to a gangbang the next night she has. She has a lot of new content coming.

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Yikes, that's kind of pricey to me, but maybe the memories you can jerk off to later will be worth it.

You have to realize that you can do better. No one cares who she was. She's now a fat trailer-park-looking whore. Why throw your money away?

Yeah I guess I don't except bang bus was a little popular still.. can't believe she makes money and you paid.

Booked a night with her.
Definitely worth it, she's a porn diva. She's actually affordable.
I mean she's my favorite pornstar for 20 years, I'm not throwing my money away.

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Is it an all in one thing or can you just pay to get head, just to fuck, etc. i had no idea porn star tours were a thing.

Ok, how does one go about this, twitter or something. How do you find out about these services?

Does she take creampies?

Can OP answer me if this is still illegal or legal because this is sex trafficking at it's most

its not that i dont know who she is, its that youre paying money to have sex with this washed up high-milage elephant. she looks like someone photoshopped adam sandlers face onto some fat bitch

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Ignore the haters OP. When you see her you should cook her dinner, watch some Netflix and when the moment is right, look her in the eyes and kiss her on the lips and tell her that you’ve grown feelings for her. Then slowly pull out a hammer.

It’s definitely breaking some sort of law. It’s escorting.

gee, it's almost like there are places where laws are different

She's always available to hire through her site or Twitter.
You pay her and she basically tells you what's available. She used to tour a lot.
She does but it's a lot.
She's a porn legend.
It's escorting but she does it all the time. You're paying her for her "time".

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OP I messaged 3 times here talking shit won't point out..
If you really feel this way about this fat bitch then I'd recommend you trying to marry her.

It seems you would be childhood happy if she said yes.

I'd say go all the way and persuade her you are the one for her