I really need something to fuck my ass with, i want to buy something, should i get a dildo or a butt plug?

i really need something to fuck my ass with, i want to buy something, should i get a dildo or a butt plug?

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Nothing, don't be gay

just go cut the arm off the dead kid you have in your basement and use that you stupid tranny monster

butt plug so you can leave it in the whole day, best feeling

Electrified buttplug with another attachment for the dick (electro massage devices)

Find a cucumber or something idk

Carrots

I don't have condoms, are they free?

Mate carrots are too small

I don't mean the mini carrots you dumb fuck, get a bag of raw carrots. Some can be a foot long and 3" thick. Is that no big enough?
Sheesh. Zoomers don't know what a raw vegetable is.

Use with or without a condom?

You're the most vile human being in the world if you do this without fasting on the day and DEEP cleaning early morning. Imagine the smell bro

Get a fat long white dildo and then give me your kik

Just use the handle of a hammer.

Buy me one and ill give u my kik

Nah babe... I want my femboy sluts to service me, not the other way around.
Nice try tho (;
But if you get a dildo and a kik I can show you my cock so you can imagine me fucking you

>But if you get a dildo and a kik I can show you my cock so you can imagine me fucking you

dude i don't care about your cock, i just fuck myself

You crave a hard assfucking session but you don't care about cocks ?
You are one strange gay boy...
Shame tho, my cock might care about your butthole

just let me suck your cock

Start with a plug. In fact, get a set that ranges from large to small. They're easier to insert and you can work your way up. After you've trained yourself and loosed yourself up some, move on to a dildo, but not one that's super stiff.

Plugs are for wearing. Dildos for fucking. Get something made from either glass surgical steel or silicone. Don't buy the cheap china stuff.