What's the most painless idiot proof way to kill yourself fellas

what's the most painless idiot proof way to kill yourself fellas

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Don't give up, fren.

what's the point.

Live a long life and inevitably die from cancer or a heart attack

Dunno. Never wanted to try. Seems like a stupid idea.

i really hope this is you, OP

Exit bag.
But there 100% is no going back on that.
So don't do it as a desperate attempt to try and get help.
It will fucking kill you.

Living

Hanging is the most efficient.
Don't fall for the "gun shot to the head" meme, it has some chance of you surviving even if you hit the brain.

Also, it's my current personal option in case I decide to do it.

dying in your sleep at 81 years old with your wife of 50 years by your side

If I had to deal with a dogbrain, and she's over 25/postwall...I'd probably just die from embarrassment.

Face tattoos mean suicide by fire

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Get pic related appearance, then walk into dangerous area to invite a gang member to shoot you, thinking you're a rival gang member.

Search suicide completer dumbass, also don't do it. You'll realize soon enough that many of the best days of your life are after an attempt and then eventually nature will surprise you with colon cancer and hopefully a generous doctor will risk their medical license to give you one or two opioid prescriptions a few minutes before you die a painful death anyways and they remove the tube.

Those best days of your life are when you finally get opioids and stop breathing if you didn't catch that. Your fucked either way. Thanks for shopping

Theres' a gas you can inhale in place of oxygen(can't remember which one) that won't cause a gag reflex--basically you buy a cpap mask, some tubing, then turn it up until you have roughly 1 litre of oxygen per minute--like a soft wind blowing on your face. Basically you put the mask, on breath in until you pass out and die from organ failure due to lack of oxygen. Best to do this in a very secluded location since intervention could lead to a long, measely, brain damaged life.

a nuke would do t' job, mate

Helium. Found the graphic--here you go!

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That's too expensive tho.

Also you have to use 100% helium, apparently some companies put some oxygen in there to prevent suicides.

Well, you can try to save up for one?
You'd go down in history as the most epic suicide ever
+ it's painless

Win win if you ask me

Why would I save for a nuke when I could spend the money on things I enjoy and use a cheaper method?

Don't do it retard, there's lots of life to live. I'm even contemplating ending it all lately but I know there's cash money to be had in this shit ass world.

Why waste your potential like that?
I mean come on, nobody has EVER spend their entire life saving up every penny, just to buy a freaking nuke, and commit suduko
It will be like school shooter legends all over again, nobody remembers the last bazillion retards that copied the columbine legends

You will be like that, just with a freaking nuke
You'll be the first one, go down in history, and you will spawn an entire fleet of kids that'll do the same
You'll be the fucking nuke overlord, a frkn god

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