I work for the TSA, me and my colleagues laugh at your tiny penis. AMA

I work for the TSA, me and my colleagues laugh at your tiny penis. AMA

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does that guy have stents in his thighs or something? Is that a tattoo?

also, enjoy your daily radiation

Do you like looking at cock all day faggot

Why yes I do

do you ever see a super huge one and be like zamn zaddyyy

Would that thing see the 20 pounds of ir-192 I have strapped to my chest?

I can't believe people submit to a full body x-ray just to fly in a plane. I guess they're so stupid they will do anything just for permission from the government to go places.

The government doesn't own the airlines. You're on private property. You have no rights.

I can't believe people believe everything they read in the internet. I guess they're so stupid they will believe anything just because it's posted online.

How do you go places then?

its shit in his pockets. I worked for DAL then UAL; my cock piercing (0ga, 180g, 35mm tribal ring) would show up

> literally thousands of ways
> use your legs
> fucking take a train like most people
> use a horse like people for thousands of years
> idk maybe one of the thousands of boats moving about from continent to continent

We should bring back sailing ships

hi faggot, I'm a pilot, we make jokes about all TSA being perverts, because you make dogshit pay.

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I play FS2020 all the time. If someone kills both pilots in the plane I'm in, and I kill the shooter. What chance would I have to land the plane and be the hero? How much pussy would I get?

right? and imagine not knowing what precheck is

that’s a tight little tush

More x ray pics?

depends. you could do it but you probably will make noob mistakes and kill everyone. critical point in a landing is the angle and speed when you first touch down, that determines how good or bad the rest will go

guess i never cared about how my dick looked soft and im not walking through TSA hard

you mean the angle and speed that the computer that literally lands the plane for you decides?

I like how you bus drivers wear those nice shirt with cute little hat pins and stuff. It's sweet.

What can you see with women? Ever get any kinktsers with something inside her bum,?.
I still don’t get why people don’t understand all cock is tiny when you are just walking around, what you think of as “limp” is really already in a ready state to get hard

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I try to get the plane slightly below stalling speed before I touch down. I completed all the the landing challenges.. I could probably do it.

Whats it like working a job only fit for niggers and mongoloids?

im curious what is precheck

>me and my colleagues laugh at your tiny penis
please say you all are women

I fly single engine too. nice cope

the copium is off the charts with this one.

i don't know why, but they seem to favor hiring black people to work TSA. i think it's because they're quick to be thugs to control people. i don't care if low IQ negroes laugh at me.

hi faggot, I'm in big tech, we make jokes about 200k earners being slaves because we make twice as much as you working maybe 30 minutes a day

Heaven gained an angle

>my cock piercing
Degenerate

So to avoid getting an x-ray you’d drive say 2,000 miles? Micropenis?

do you discuss women with big tits?

oh you mean you know how to keep a white line in a certain position on a dial? Or do you sometimes risk it and use the lights that are literally designed to tell you to go up or down while approaching?

Give me my drink waiter, will you?

How do you feel when my big ol donger comes through?

>big tech
what do you think your friends would think if they knew you used Any Forums? you know which ones im talking about.

Ever seen a buttplug in?

Yeah but he’s useful

But I'm 7 inches.

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nice larp faggot nobody uses the term big tech

why are you looking at dicks for a living?