Is it true that literally everyone is Avril Lavigne in disguise?

Is it true that literally everyone is Avril Lavigne in disguise?

There have to be exceptions, right?

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So she does have the ability to be in multiple places at once?

Exceptions? Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?

Not everyone is Avril, right?

wrong

Well I'm not, and neither is anyone else on this board.

Fuck she's hot

I am, and so is my friend.

Hey OP. I have a dream.
In my dream Avril Lavigne wear dreadlocks and has adopted a jamaican pop style. (Like the girls in pic) Do you think I will ever see this dream come true? I know she tried something in Hello Kitty, but the "kawaii" factor didn't let the magic flow at all.

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Possibly her mother, although she may have self-birthed.

Well, Avril Lavigne is really just me in costume, so... no.

What about her dad?

Yeah, there's no way she's pretending to be her dad.

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Not everyone. Avril Lavigne is actually PeeWee Herman. All the rest, though? Yeah. Even you.

Nah. I'm not Avril Lavigne. This is.

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But that's just a mirror.

What do you mean

I think you know what I mean, Ms. Lavigne.

I'm not a girl and I can't sing.

Correct, Quadsman, you are indeed Avril Lavigne.

But I'm not a girl.

Like I said.
Correct.

Glad we agree.

Well, of course, we never actually disagreed, Avril.

We did because Avril Lavigne is a girl and I'm not.

>Avril Lavigne is a girl
Oh my sweet summer child. They are sexless. They all are.

So she can be either gender if she chooses?

Well, yeah. How do you think the whole "Avril Lavigne is literally everyone in disguise" thing works?

The problem is that this is not me. Therefore I am not Avril Lavigne.

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Excellent selfie, user.

Dude wtf

Also Avril sings songs and plays the guitar. I don't do that.

When she takes your body, you disappear. There is only Avril.

Yeah whatever man

I'm dipping. This conversation's making my head spin.

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That's because Avril is taking control. Breathe deeply and exhale slowly, and the process will become easier.