Would you rather have a girlfriend that's never had sex with a guy only dogs...

Would you rather have a girlfriend that's never had sex with a guy only dogs, or a gf that's slept with guys but no dogs?

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seek psychiatric help

tough choice.
I don't know OP. Might have to think about this one a little longer.

If it's only one dog then dogs. If it's a bunch of dogs then guys because a girl who has only had sex with lots of dogs has made her choice

>he doesn't know doctors find dog semen in women's puss regularly when doing std test.
I wish i was still this young and innocent.

>regularly
Define that, and source the rest.

I have worked on developing tests for STDs. I can see no plausible scenario where a doctor could accidentally find out that a pussy is full of specifically dog cum

/dog/ thread now

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what is this

>regularly
Made up Any Forums statistics. Nothing like my totally real 9 foot long penis.

tried it once, wasn't for me

retards that add each other on other platforms and trade pics.

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The latter. I'll be damned if I let that barking shit machine get more pussy than me.

Dude come on, all the ladies LOVE my 10 inch dick. The actual average is 8.5, and all the doctors and women are actually lying about 5 being perfectly fine.

Only dogs. Honestly I'd probably propose when I found out.

Dogs. We go into doggy facing each other and let them fuck us.

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met up with a guy that a friend of mine could make it happen safely and be a good time
felt dirty forever afterward

>doctors find dog semen in women's puss regularly

Remember kids, nothing on Any Forums is to be believed, all facts are made up and the players a bunch of assholes.

sauce?

There's nothing wrong or anything to feel dirty about. If a guy could fuck that well, cum that much, not cause pregnancy or give STDs, girls would be all over it. If you weigh the pros and cons and take away social stigma bullshit, it's perfectly reasonable.

eh... i still feel dirty about it

>"I fuck dogs!"
>Dildo in the back is human shaped
Fucking posers.

Wish I could help you undo that. Do you have a Kik or Telegram? we should talk more about this

got the actual pic and not this fucking thumbnail?

Don't try to make him feel better about it you cock.
Dogs can't consent. If he has any empathy for animals at all he SHOULD feel bad for taking advantage of one.

not one i'd share on b lol

old pic from the 2000s lad

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>and source the rest
There are no sources, you just discovered the midwit schizos Any Forumstards who invent imaginary facts from their retarded brains

all i really use is discord

>Remember kids,
Are you that larper with the shitty dog cartoon ARG?

>another faggot hookup thread