Active duty security officer here ama

ever ran into a criminal you felt really bad for?

Kys faggot

Hey Courtney

No I don’t carry guns, just badge and authority (all I need)

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Not sure, we do a lot of construction yard work though, that’s mainly what I work

Not a wannabe. I literally basically Am.

This dude was at self checkout and fat as fuck on a roller scooter, was demanding about coupons and prices. Was pointed out he didn’t read the fine print (they never do) and was brought the correct size bag of chips. However it was salt and he kept yelling I CANT HAVE SALT at employee and it was hilarious

Top flight security Craig

I think so, I walked into my Walmart and saw a securitas officer waiting by the entrance

Security is literal bottom of the barrel garbage security.
1 in 100 aren't actually retarded.

I wanna join and make the world a better place.

Oh wait OP you said security not police oh

Securitas*

Do you own a fridge?

Have you ever evicted a tenant?

God had to nerf me

My coworker found a guy on access control with a gun in his console apparently. Not too many criminals actually.

lucky I’ve never been in that situation. If I was I would look the other way. I won’t be that dude busting moms stealing formula or baby food.

He has such a way with words

>I wanna join and make the world a better place.
Not OP but true story, when I was 12 I ran into a cop and got to chatting with him. told him I wanted to be a police officer. He asked me why I wanted to be one. I gave him that answer.

Dude literally looked at me like I was the dumbest thing on two legs. His answer was. "We don't do that."

At the time, being a dumb teen, I didnt get it. Kind of weirded me out.

I’ve been around cops, they have massive egos and the environment makes it a situation where the loudest and worst are the most vocal. And the ones you’ll hear the most. Become an EMT or something in healthcare if you want. Security is protecting a company, if that company has a good mission statement then in a sense you could say you’re making the world a better place. Every piece and part of a company does that. From janitors, to security, to C suits.

Yes

Nah I probably wouldn’t tho

>I won’t be that dude busting moms stealing formula or baby food

Protip: In most cases if they are stealing large amounts its not for their own children. They making big bucks selling it and you should absolutely not turn a blind eye to that shit.

Ask someone who does real security anything.

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LARP

Go back to work, alex

>And my tacticool permanent markers!!