CEL

CEL

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No fruity stories this time.

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a gr8 pot8

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cock

preach

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>"I would sure like to try. Can't believe he got paid to do that. I'd be nutting all over that ass" Stroking faster
"Yeah, her ass looks so soft and fat" he stands up with his boxers lowered just enough to not cover his dick and his ass "Think my ass has any chance against her?" he asks without stopping to stroke his cock

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peach

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I KNEW IT WAS GOING THAT WAY

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Don't do it.

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A strawberry and a banana went to the park.

nice cock, i mean girl...i..i mean gun

...is that it?

It's Emma "Slob on that Knoberts" Roberts!

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That's WAY too fruity

and then wha happened?

yeah. the joke is he is retarded and can't tell a joke

coomed

Did you hear about the terrorist who kidnapped 12 lawyers and threatened to release one every hour unless his demands were met?

mm i'd slob some

upgrade

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There is nothing wrong with liking cock user. Fuck we tolerate the taylorfags. But there's having a hankering for a bit of buggering and posting inane shitty text stories that would make even the resident pedosexual ashamed.

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imagine the jiggle

no

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"Yeah, her ass looks so soft and fat" the strawberry stands up with his boxers lowered just enough to not cover his strawberries "Think my strawberry has any chance against her?" he asks without stopping to stroke his banana

that's not how upgrades work, dufus

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>DSL

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What do you call an honest man at a lawyer's convention?

Lost.

For Emma? Of course.
i laughed

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kek. you actually made me laugh.

fine, in denial gayfags can continue. i wont cleanse the thread with cock.

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Do not stop

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Hang yourself, pedophile.

So you were beady all along?

What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?

A Rottweiler.

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checked

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slobbidy slob slob till she preg like dis:

How do you make copper wire?

Throw a penny between two lawyers

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t u m m y

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so happy we got to see a couple pics of her jugs

what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
between two lawyers, huh? That's not quite the version I've heard

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Chloe the always goddess

that's word

If you insist

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>nice.
What do you call someone smiling at a lawyer's office?

The caterer

it's actually excel

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I don't even need to say it