be me

> be me
> Meet American living in my city in Europe
> This fucker is at least 120kg (290freedom units)
> Constantly tells me how he's lifting and trying to lose weight
>Invite him to dinner
> We prepare healthy foods, snacks (think grapes cheese etc) for us to share
> This cunt eats half a block of the expensive Swiss cheese
> This cunt eats half of the pack of hummus
> This cunt eats all of the crackers meant for people to use for other thing
> This cunt has the audacity to tell me thanks for helping him eat healthy when he has literally eaten 1.5k calories in one meal and left us with nothing

Why are Americans like this? They say they are being healthy but really aren't. This fucker also pours half a jar of mayonnaise on any sandwich. I've never been to the USA but I had no idea this is what you are like. I'm never inviting him again


General fat people hate thread

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lol based American
Witness how all the Eurofag could do was tremble as the Ameribro consumed his precious food.

A true American hero /salute!

Hah, ate your cheese

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It was actually disgusting to watch

YOU HAD CHEESE??
Of course he acted like that. You should have told him the cheese was really good to give him a heads up

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This some good ass cheese!

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Not many people in the U.S. are like that.

My friend it was maybe 500g block of cheese. The guy ate at least 300g of cheese. This is not normal, at least not here. It was like watching a slow car crash

Nice digits
I bet it sounded even worse
May I ask what flavor of cheese? I love extra sharp cheese.

Swiss, you dumb fuck. Learn how to read.

Swiss Bergkäse, the good shit. Hence my anger.

Sounds like the guy is a sloven inconsiderate person. A lot of of us Americans are naive and opinionated and entitled, but not sloven and inconsiderate.

Sorry bro. We are not all burgers

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The few people I know who spent some time in the US all said the food is shit. Also read around here about people moving there and getting all sorts of digestive system issues due to the food. Imagine having mostly shit food and eating tons of it as well.

I hope not. I guess he could just be a social retard and not have realised he was making a huge cultural Fauxpas

Kek!! Ok NOW I understand
Yeah of us ever have real Swiss cheese. It's basically "white American" cheese with holes, unless you go to the fancy cart with the "gourmet mustard" and garlic hummus.

You exposed him to see culture. Nice. Don't look down on him too much.

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I think he didn't realise how expensive it was, or didn't care. I did tell him we bought that expensive cheese to have with grapes. It's meant to be eaten in small chunks with grapes. I then see him eating brick chunks and then it's too late, if I call him out I embarrass him. It was torture

Because we have massive amounts of farm and livestock that you cannot comprehend and we used our food stamp program to disburse food fairly to everyone in the country . Even broke ass poor people eat better than 99% of the world in the USA.

im 170 kg but if get invited i dont act like im fucking starving to death oh btw if you like feta chesse go for this its the best but it isnt cheap greeting from a fat greek

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It's me again
You made me hungry for cheese. At the "gourmet cheese" cart now lol
Cheers m8

About to bust into some Blueberry Wensleydale and some bandaged cheddar myself!

Ah yes, so I can go through those 8 rounds even faster.