Uncle wants me to help him doing some roofing work, problem is im fat as fuck

uncle wants me to help him doing some roofing work, problem is im fat as fuck

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Nah, you're just being lazy. Get on that roof tubby, you'll be fine.

Tell him you cant do it. Youre sorry. Pro tip: Offer to suck his dick as compensation

apparently they make good money? haven't discussed wages yet, but i could use the extra income

you're gay because you eat too much and don't do enough physical activity. do the roof work to get some exercise.

hngkp

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I am not gay

that was a typo. i meant fat.

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Need to get your steps in

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Do a flip

OP: your first few weeks will be a pure hell.
HOT, feet will melt and be in sun all day.
Forget going shirtless, you will become a lobster.
By third week, you will wonder where 30 lbs went?
By mid of next month, you will see your body change and have muscles.
Oh, girls will look at you....added benefit.

Then stand up for yourself and tell him you enjoy being a fat stupid fuck pussy

Such a tough fucking job and it sucks.

Wait wut?

Tell him, you’ll do everything on the ground, and he can fuck about on the roof. There’s a machine that takes tiles up to the roof on a belt

Uncle wants me to exercise, problem is, I need exercise!

Stop being fat them

Go one day see how it is then if it really sucks gtfo

my phone bro

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Im not your bro

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You had gay on your mind

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Work ripping shingles for 4 weeks in the hot sun. You’ll be skinny and dark red.