uncle wants me to help him doing some roofing work, problem is im fat as fuck
Uncle wants me to help him doing some roofing work, problem is im fat as fuck
Nah, you're just being lazy. Get on that roof tubby, you'll be fine.
Tell him you cant do it. Youre sorry. Pro tip: Offer to suck his dick as compensation
apparently they make good money? haven't discussed wages yet, but i could use the extra income
you're gay because you eat too much and don't do enough physical activity. do the roof work to get some exercise.
hngkp
I am not gay
that was a typo. i meant fat.
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Need to get your steps in
Do a flip
OP: your first few weeks will be a pure hell.
HOT, feet will melt and be in sun all day.
Forget going shirtless, you will become a lobster.
By third week, you will wonder where 30 lbs went?
By mid of next month, you will see your body change and have muscles.
Oh, girls will look at you....added benefit.
Then stand up for yourself and tell him you enjoy being a fat stupid fuck pussy
Such a tough fucking job and it sucks.
Wait wut?
Tell him, you’ll do everything on the ground, and he can fuck about on the roof. There’s a machine that takes tiles up to the roof on a belt
Uncle wants me to exercise, problem is, I need exercise!
Stop being fat them
Go one day see how it is then if it really sucks gtfo
my phone bro
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Im not your bro
You had gay on your mind
Work ripping shingles for 4 weeks in the hot sun. You’ll be skinny and dark red.