Hello anons! Happy Memorial Day! What are you doing today?
Hello anons! Happy Memorial Day! What are you doing today?
Juan Bell
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Ethan Robinson
Working
Jeremiah Carter
Flipping burgers. You?
Anthony Perez
Sore user. Can you sneak out early?
Owen Howard
Drinking some beer today. I was flipping burgers yesterday!
Ayden Wood
op here, i will post my shopping trolley soon, be patient ok
Leo Morales
Looks kinda boring but would eat if someone else grilled it for me. Here's my concoction from work I made for lunch a week or two ago. Today I'm gonna try to remember to make fries, cheese curds, topped with gravy and maybe a hamburger patty
Kayden Turner
But you just went grocery shopping
Nolan Fisher
Hey! Imposter!
Mason Carter
Yeah the secret burger recipe was:
Beef
Salt
Pepper
Chopped Onion
A1
Turned out good. Nice & juicy
Juan Richardson
Just took a huge shit, gonna jerk off with my turds soon. I love when the poo creams all over my balls. Jerking off in poo after drinking bud light is so goo. Man I just wanna kill me some niggers today !
Jeremiah Cooper
I think I’ll grill some Italian sausages today. Gonna be like 90 here
Hudson Ortiz
The mirrored numbers on your clock is a sign from the bud light gods. And next time I grill burgers I will try your recipe
Gavin Brooks
That was the imposter. I am going back the store soon though. Any requests?
Brayden Sullivan
I need to go get a vehicle safety inspection and renew my registration, but I'm sick.
Bentley Fisher
It's really hot here today, have the day off work. I wanted to plant my gardens, but it's still really wet. I am slow cooking some ribs, unfortunately not on a grill as I didn't bring it home from work yet.
I'm just going to drink more beer and smoke more weed like the last 2 days and do fuck all. Maybe I'll cook something else, not sure.
Andrew Thompson
So how much was this today?
Lucas Kelly
Cheers user! My store was out of corn. Wtf. I shoulda loaded up yesterday
Samuel Perry
Probably around $100
Benjamin Roberts
I write songs about fat women and facts about fat women. Case in point, see below.
Fat women have looser buttholes as compared to thinner women. This is because they produce more shit and larger logs of shit, which, over time, loosens and stretches the asshole more and more. Thinner women do not produce such massive logs of shit, so the effect is lessened.
TLDR: The looseness of the woman's butthole increases proportionally with how fat she is.
I even wrote and performed a song about this.
Elijah Gonzalez
$89 USD
Eli Williams
fuck A-1 & salt
Lea & Perrins does both better in one step.