What is the point of friends past 30?

if you need another man to help you workout you are probably gay

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stray ants dont last long

ants are not self sufficient. Did learn anything at school?

Bro, 30 is very very young. I'm 45 and having the time of my life but when I was 30 shit hit the fan and I was in a bad place. Things get better, I promise.

I'll give one example. I had wife, kids, dog, house, car, the American dream. Then lesbians befriended my girl, fed her alcohol and drugs and feminism and broke up the family in a pretty humiliating way. I basically had to skip town to get my mind right.

I moved everything I owned into my car and slept on the couch of a sometimes shady sometimes friend in another state. I helped him with his business, we made some money, had some laughs and I felt better and went home when he found a gf and got engaged.

Those 6 months at his house were repaid when he had to divorce and he spent 6 months at MY HOUSE on the couch. We had some laughs, fucked a bunch of girls because Tinder just came out. We called my couch the "Lucky Couch" because it really got all the pussy lol. It was a great bonding moment. He's now my best friend 50 grand.
???? Women don't have real friends. Women don't trust each other
Well yeah, so that's why we are nice to each other. Life is short and hard. Let's party and improve each other

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humans are self sufficient? go innawoods for 1 week and you'll see

What happened to your kids?

I came back and raised them both by myself for the next 15 years. We have a great relationship. We played video games all weekend long. I'd play chronotrigger from beginning to each and show how to use game genie codes to give yourself Ozzie Pants so you can defeat Lavos early and see the developer ending on real snes hardware. I hacked the Wii and we would drive to all the blockbuster videos and rent out all their games and copy them. We rode bikes and played Frisbee. They watched me work 3 jobs and come home and cook dinner.

They have a great work ethic. Both are in college. Great kids, damn near my best friends too. I wanted to abort both of them, glad I didn't!

Their mom fucked up her head. She's a mental case now. The kids have a relationship but not a mom-kids relationship. It's sad.

about a third of my few remaining friends dumped me last year because of an opinion I had. Another third dumped me because I was abusing hormones. so i don't have many old friends left. but fuck em. I just make new ones as I go along.

Hell, I introduced them to StarCraft waaay back in the day so I could have someone to play with. I'd set up vpns on their laptops and we'd call each other and play when apart. Good times.

based dad

Keep it moving. You'll find your people. I have like, 3 good friends, 5 tops.

People you know are not your friends. Your friends check on you, visit or call because they haven't seen you in a while.