What's a good reason to kill yourself ?

what's a good reason to kill yourself ?

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Do think it smells bad in that room with all that butthole and pussy?

I hope so. I would lick it and clean everything up though like a good little boy.

Fucking virgins. No, most women's assholes and pussies smell perfectly fine. In fact, they have barely any smell whatsoever.

payback

I'd kill myself before being homeless again
I'd kill myself if I was going to be sent to prison
I'd kill myself if I became disfigured or physically disabled
And most important I'll kill myself if I'm unlucky enough to make it until October 29th 2025 without dying.

because your a fucking faggot

One reason would be if you try to start a thread but in the replies other anons are more interested in talking about how buttholes smell instead of talking to you.

I like the way my own butthole smells

that's a very specific date user, is 29th of october your birthday?

mining for diamonds, eh?

You will immediately regret it once past the point of no return
You will get sent straight to hell
If you have people in your life that love and care about you, you will devastate them
You will become a statistic for your local government

These and so much more await you for your permanent solution to a temporary problem!

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sadly there is no real good reason to kill yourself. if you want to kill yourself you might as well just do all the things you've always wanted to do but been too afraid to. ask out that person, quit that job, move to that place, do that thing. if you were gonna die it would have no consequences anyway so might as well live a few more months or years enjoying yourself. dont shoot people though, thats lame. but pretty much anything non criminal.

Realistically yes. And those holes aren't even that pretty for porn ones.

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Yes

They do smell, virgin, they just have this smell that seems like it might be mildly bad but smells really good. No girls crotch/asshole combo just doesn't have a smell. Calling people virgins on the internet is the epitome of incel virginfaggotry. You aren't impressing anybody with the fact you had an ugly girlfriend once.

I would kill myself if:
>I got a prison sentence >30 years
>I lost all my limbs or was paralyzed
>I lost both my vision and hearing

>you had an ugly girlfriend once
Yeah. His mom.

Good one, user. Got em!

> Being born an asian male

If you had no arms or legs, how would you kys?

>what's a good reason to kill yourself ?

The current society and world in general. There is a famous survey that the Japanese government did not too long ago. Boils down to, at what age would you like to die or how long would you like to live. Something to that effect. When they got the answer, the gov was floored. The answer they got by a massive margin was 30. Even among older people. They would have preferred to have died at 30.

No one really wants to live in this shit hole anymore.

Even in the United States, the best country to be poor in, with a good quality of life. Even here, the average person is treated like shit. Employers are sociopaths in how they treat their workers, dating in modern times is so hellish that both men and women are walking away. Marriage rates are non existent with more and more articles talking about men just not marrying anymore. People are tired of being treated like shit.

I'm 33 and I'm a NEET

Instead of killing yourself just make your asshole really loose and prolapse. That's what i did.