Come, Come, tell the wise old man your sorrows
Come, Come, tell the wise old man your sorrows
Eli Ortiz
Jayden Bennett
How do I stop poop from coming out of my butt?
Cooper Miller
with time, young grasshopper
Ethan Foster
You got any spell tomes on you?
Ethan Sullivan
yes
Jeremiah Lopez
I can't drink beer without negatively affecting my health.
Jason Green
then drink the 0% alcohol beer
Parker Carter
Ive distanced the only woman that ever loved me because my sociopathic ass was getting out of control and I could hurt her on impulse, now she's dating someone else but I still love her, I won't go any further on making her cheat because I could if I wanted, damn I can sell sand to Arabic nomad if I want to, but she's happy and I won't ruin that, I regret not being able to control myself and having to stay away instead of staying but deep down I know it's for the best, I'll probably never find someone that actually wants me around the night after but that's okay, it hurts but it's the price j pay for being the way I am
Zachary Richardson
I want the dragonsbreath, fish gills, power punch, and eaglevision tomes if you have those. I know all that costs around 85 gold, but I only have 60 on me. Can you cut me a break if I throw in one of my elven maidens for you as compensation?
Adrian Martin
Oh shit I I might have said to much and sounded cringe, sorry old man I won't disappoint you anymore
Lucas Williams
Sounds good, I'll bring those here but the fish gills I'll bring in a few days because of shortage
Eli Campbell
I eat shit then i stink and shit
Xavier Carter
I inherited a signet ring. Is it autistic to wear it daily
Daniel Powell
I've spent my whole life using a fake personality because I'm autistic and didn't wanna get made fun of and now I'm old and tired of it and realized that I don't actually have a real personality. This lead to a crisis of meaning and now I can't find purpose on anything. Like outside of working for my survival I literally just watch paint dry and sleep because nothing feels interesting or meaningful and I can't even get interest in having interest. It just feels like a road to no where
Angel Bailey
It's a deal then. Here's your maiden as promised. She'll do pretty much anything you want, but it wouldn't be a good idea to take her into battle as she's fairly weak.
Connor Lopez
Aight, thank you old fren
Samuel James
Test
Nolan Sanchez
fast, lsd and a weekend in the woods
Jace Brown
no
Lucas Young
That doesn't sound very interesting
Grayson Ward
just do it.
Camden Reed
at the same time if I may add