How do I text a girl who I haven't known for 2 years?

How do I text a girl who I haven't known for 2 years?

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dont

go in hot with a fully erect dick pic. shock and awe

Why? I have nothing to lose and possibly something to gain.

Kek. Self sabotage meta

You don’t. She don’t want you and doing a booty call after 2 years is just stupid.

Use your phone, I suppose.

How do you know she doesnt want me?
I had a gf at the time I knew her so I never perused it but we are similar people.

give that bitch the classic: HELLO THERE

Because of social norms. If you guys were really close it's not too odd but sounds like you just want to fuck someone you were acquainted with.

Yes that's exactly it. Who the fuck cares about social norms with bitches on the internet? You probably post your boner on this website even though it's against social norms.

Yes sir.

Don't be a bitch and get mad when someone answers your question. You asked why and I gave you an answer retard.

A fag answer. Telling me to not talk to a girl because it's not normal. Fuck out of here.

Choke on dick dumbass. You're on Any Forums, you're going to get answers that you see as dumb and others that are actually dumb. If you guys were "similar" and you knew her well, why the fuck can't you figure out a way to approach her?

I'm axing for advice because maybe some user has a good idea. I have my own ideas but it doesnt hurt to raise your hand and ask a friend : )

When I saw one of you in traffic that one time when I was headed home from work with the boss, I kind of wanted to just open your suv door and go in and fuck you in front of everyone.

And....?

What am I supposed to copy and paste this word for word?

>axing for advice

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Learn how to read.

If dubs go with

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Ok, I dont like that strategy but realistically what are my chances?

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You do you, champ.