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Fuck Any Forums I just ate a burger out of stress. I wasn't even hungry. How can I burn approximately 400 calories without leaving the house?

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Well that's about 40mins of steady jogging at around 5mph. So something the equivalent of that? Run in circles?

treadmill or elliptical

Anything that won't make so much noise. I live in an old wooden apartment during the spring and autumn when the temperature is just right to cut the air conditioning or the heater, you can pretty much here when someone in the house next door is blasting ass after eating Mexican.

Unless you've got handy, you're probably not gonna get away with this without going outdoors.

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Is this legitimate exercise? What about pushups? Is it possible to do enough pushups without reaching muscle failure?

jerk off for 5 hours straight

Jumping jacks

outdoors is based as fuck, people saying touch grass are unironically based
being outside is the strongest natural antidepressant and motivator

Eat 400 calories less over the next one to two days. If you don't count your calories, start doing it now.

People scare me.

>starve yourself, goy, le fasting meme
kys kike

I mean, do pushups, crunches, planks, squats, etc. If you have a chair and a bag to put weight in you can pretty much improvise any exercise

>ate a burger out of stress

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Reasonable but I'm American. If I could sue the calories to stop being energy I would. Because I am American I am also too poor to afford anything because I consistently vote against my interests, and I'm scared of everyone because they are libtards and commies.

kek me too user, not even joking, but theres a lot of shit to do outdoors, like hiking, that you rarely have to interact with or even see other people

Is it possible to enough? I thought callisthenic exercises were a trap.

Kill yourself for being a degenerate

>count your calories
>eat a little less than you did yesterday
>jew

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Masturbate furiously for 30 minutes.

Depends on how much do you want to burn those calories and how much pain do you want to feel tomorrow. Callisthenics work if you want to be fit, gain some balance and just not look and feel like shit. If you want to get big then they don't work and you really need the gym

Drink a lot of ice water, at least a liter.

This sounds like bullshit.

Don't eat 4 other burgers and chips and soda on top of it.

The worse is that it kinda is and isn't. You can burn some calories by drinking cold water through heat transfer, but the amount need is so high you would probably puke before achieving it

Masagge your prostate.