Is it true that everyone is just Avril Lavigne in disguise?
Is it true that everyone is just Avril Lavigne in disguise?
I had a dream about having sex with her (in the missionary position) the other day. She said to me "I want to be your friend."
I know of at least one person whom Avril Lavigne is impersonating.
Who?
Avril Lavigne
Is it possible to impersonate yourself?
Fuck off Avril
I'm not Avril Lavigne.
Cool
Sounds like something Avril Lavigne in disguise would say.
I'm not a girl.
It's "I want to be your girlfriend".
Don't make things so complicated. It's like you believe that acting like someone else wouldn't make her frustrated.
>Is it true that everyone is just Avril Lavigne in disguise?
Yes, brother. THIS is the truth. We are NOT, in fact, all Alpharius. Who IS dead.
> phew
Apologize for calling me Avril.
Chill out. Whatcha yellin' for?
I'm offended. I'm not a girl.
Oh I'm sorry. You're making things so complicated that I ended up misgendering you. Would you describe yourself as a sk8r boi?
No. I would describe myself as someone who seeks answers.
Well it seems like I'm not good enough for you. See ya l8r boi.
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