Hey guys I grilled some brats. I also have cool ranch Doritos. The only thing I have to drink is water and vodka...

Hey guys I grilled some brats. I also have cool ranch Doritos. The only thing I have to drink is water and vodka. You can have as much water as you want but I'm not sharing my vodka. So BYOB.

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Alright, I'm gunna smoke a joint and eat five of those bad boys.

Where is the kraut you fucking degenerate?

I'm not coming over if you aren't sharing the vodka faggot

I guess I forgot to mention I have weed. We will clearly all be smoking that. Also I have 8 different condiments to dress your brat with.

I cooked up some brats earlier.

In the kitchen. These are fresh off the grill. I also have many other condiments.
That's fine.

I prefer my brats in pants, not a dress

Grilling them is good but throwing them in the smoker for a couple hours is much better

name all 8.

Nancy
Sid
Martha
La-a
Spengler
Harambe
The Don
Sleepy
and Roundheels

i don't drink water. fish fuck in it.

Bout 2 go fap and drop an upper decker brb

Alcoholic fish prefer to fuck in vodka

Cheers!

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I name your potato Groth the Silent

> brats
Midwest bro is a cool dude

Looks great op!

Kraut
Relish
Ketchup
Spicy ketchup
Fry sauce
Regular mustard
Spicy brown mustard
Horseradish mustard

My favorite is fry sauce and horseradish mustard on bottom and spicy ketchup and relish on top. It's a real flavor explosion user.... I can't even explain it.

I AM GROTH

Groth pulls his hood over his bad eye, and looks at you with his other eye

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the dash don't be silent do it?

Thanks bro. This was my plate. I forgot to mention I have some TGI Fridays potato skins. They were on sale for $1 today.

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I'll take mine with kraut and spicy brown. What else is on the agenda for tonight?

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Haha well done

reminds me of the first time i fucked your mom in the ass

Nice. I woulda went with spicy mustard but whatever. Brats look nice & crispy. I can smell em

It don't be it do, messa oldfag

If you paid $1, you paid too much

Where’s the vodka?

I will respond to that question in the form of my favorite Will Smith moment of all time.

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Stop posting the clip from the Oscars

As a drunk I also appreciate that will smith

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Have you ever seen the scene from Shameless where Lip trys to reason with his mentor about quitting and the dude is like I chose alcohol a long time ago idk why you're here trying to talk me out of it LOL. Dude was literally in fucking jail and Lip is trying to help him and he's like no dude it's good. I choose booze. I knew this was coming.