Coomer here. Does anybody actually use a laptop to look at porn while masturbating? Where do you put it...

Coomer here. Does anybody actually use a laptop to look at porn while masturbating? Where do you put it? The phone seems to be much more comfy

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I masturbate like a true gigachad imagining myself having intinate sex. Only faggots and tranny use porn.

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Do people actually look at porn while they masturbate? That sounds fucked up.
I just picture what I saw half an hour ago in my mind's eye and then do the job.

>Where do you put it?
On a table?

So you sit in a chair while masturbating? That's retarded

My wrist hurts from holding up the phone that long, so I just do it at my desk in front of the computer.
Using a VR headset works well enough, even for flat screen video or images.

npcs don't have that user, they actually need to look at something. imagine how fucked up it must be, like you can't just keep projecting the appropriate parts of the vid for yourself

When I am about to coom I put the phone away and imagine but porn is good to set up the scene.

because ur mind buffer is too low, you're essentially an npc. i can stream a full 2:20 movie and still have room for a lot of filters i can also apply in real time all through my minds eye

To be fair I can't get turned on by actually looking at anything. I need to use my imagination but looking at naked women does nothing to me. I am kinda fucked for life.

>NPC
Not that most people aren't borderline cattle without wanting to acknowledge it but actually using Any Forums memes as an argument over the mind's eye just makes you look like a person without original thoughts yourself.

I can picture things but my mental model of women isn't that good.
So I watch porn for the subtleties of a woman's body. Although I could probably get bettter by becoming a drawfag.

Maybe. I can get off to imagination alone but I can't remember the finer details of a woman's body.
The texture of the feet, the movement of the calves, the exact shape of the mouth etc.

Fucking footnigger

Where the fuck do you sit, in the toilet? lol

Sounds like you are a normalfag. A coomer would masturbate while collecting, more or less masturbating to the idea of collecting, using a desktop PC for maximum efficiency.

sneed

This is a gay thread. Literally.

advanced coomers masturbate to the idea of masturbating to the idea of collecting

I like to lay down and put the laptop on my stomach. I use the heat from it to mimic a female touching me

I lie in the bed for maximal comfort. My cumshots are large so I would be afraid of cumming on the table or the floor when sitting in a chair

I spend 6 hours edging at my PC, then shoot it down the toilet.

Use a paper or a condom.

I coom in front of my computer. I enjoy full hd 2d and if it's time I can always just stand in front of the window and let loose my alabaster fury on the unsuspecting passerbys down below.