It's becoming increasingly more obvious that I will die alone having never known love nor experiencing the touch of a...

It's becoming increasingly more obvious that I will die alone having never known love nor experiencing the touch of a woman

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Hookers exist.

You and me both. But I don't care. Women are shit tier human beings and give you nothing but problems. I'm ok with it.

those are for food

quit being so stuck up and just get a hooker.

It's overrated.

Find yourself a horny femboy on Grindr. Way easier.

I have no issue with it I just can't find an attractive hooker

Well you're probably an egotistical asshole( no the beard isnt cool )

And you think you look tough but your actually giving off a rapey face. And you look like you value weed over more anythings thats healthy for you.

I just don't shave because there's no reason to, I wish I could grow a real beard that looked nice but I know mine is garbage

I don't think I look tough, I have resting bitch face is all. I've never smoked weed in my life

I know that but I'd like to experience it sometime

Weed will get you laid, chicks get horny for guys with weed. Its some scientific fact, but iv seen some of the ugliest, stupidest guys on the planet trade good loud weed for fresh stupid pussy and blowjobs.

hey, ombraz guy

Usually need to be in larger cities. Try making a vacation out of it.

Go to Thailand or Amsterdam where you could pick one out.

Maybe I should do that then, I think they'd have preferred dealers over me though
Yup the ombraz, I like them just wish they were wider

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Comb your hair, trim your beard, and wear clean clothes that fit.

You look like someone from one of those old Reddit Atheist memes.

Well I think my job is about to go belly up from the economy among other factors so maybe I'll do that, don't really want to have to go to Thailand though

you have to actually play to win, buddy. get your ass out there. they aren't going to come knocking on your door. roll the hard six every now and then.

My clothes are clean and they fit

I'm trying to see what my terminal length is on my beard

"Newton was rigorously puritanical: when one of his few friends told him "a loose story about a nun", he ended their friendship (267). He is not known to have ever had a romantic relationship of any kind, and is believed to have died a virgin"

What if you start to care about more important things?

I'm not that autistic

I believe in Jesus Christ

I wouldn't even know where to start honestly especially in this cavernous hole I've dug

This is the dumbest advice I've ever heard. I can guarantee you will not get laid by advertising you have weed. It can help you chill though, and girls like chill dudes.

do pic irl

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>I will die alone
With your personality, it's not at all surprising.
But keep blaming your looks.

I do have a doctorate degree, I tried to prioritize

I’m a fellow big boy, trust me you can find good looking stuff at dxl.

OK
LISTEN TO ME
PUT YOURSELF IN SITUATIONS THAT SCARE YOU
SKY DIVE
POLAR PLUNGE
EXPERIENCE THINGS

MAYBE
JUST MAYBE
YOU WILL MEET SOMEONE
DO NOT FOCUS ON THAT

Become a vase?

Setting goals is the first step, complain about loneliness and the lack of woman are your first issue? Are you sure? Well.

"Don't waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come."

Greasy face pig nose is back! Looking greasy face pigged as always!

I know people mentioned your beard a few times in this thread. I also cant grow a proper beard for shit. I've been much more successful by keeping my beard cut at a #3 length. I usually try to keep my mustache at a #2 as well. shave the shit on your cheeks down and clean up your neckline. You'll look a million times better.
And it takes some time to find the right style, so don't be discouraged if you fuck up while trimming.

I made this one for you, extra greasy

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I didnt mean advertise weed, i meant have weed and chill with bitches.

IMO the key thing to finding a woman is to find one who is interested in something that you are. It's the perfect foundation.
Take a community college class. Cooking, or something. Seriously: you get trapped in a room with them for an hour a week or more. No wingman needed. If there's potential then you have the time it takes to start a friendship.
Then you just eventually add alcohol and whisper a prayer.
You're not a bad looking guy, user. You've got this.

Tape you beard up dude, you got that nice thick beard hair i wish i had.

Are you saying something like this?

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>college
no place to make friends. maybe i'm just retarded and can't make any to begin with

i feel you. i'm so deep i can't see light above anymore. you have to pretend otherwise.
plus, a lot of women actually love to save us hopeless wrecks.

it’ll be a great trip, get to know the culture and see the world and once you get there everything is really cheap.

Honestly, thats better. I usually go for the chin strap myself, but you do you. Get in the habit of keeping it groomed! Its a mark of good health, and thats surprisingly attractive to women.