Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Jason White
Ayden Hill
We all bald niqqa
Samuel Jenkins
Severe Incelism
Ryder Richardson
DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS YO
Brody Gonzalez
extreme mental retardation sir
Austin Morales
Please help me emergency medical hologram. I got my communicator badge stuck up my ass and now every time I fart it says Qapla!
Ayden Brown
You win the insult to comedy award for the day.
Joseph Foster
kidney stones
Nathan Bailey
You've gotta help me doc! Some of Seven's nanoprobes are lodged in my dick again, and I can't let B'elanna find out!
Aiden Parker
Finally someone recognizes my talent
Dominic Walker
I've got terminal ligma
Eli Brooks
I’m too busy right now, get ensign Kim to suck em out.
Adam Morales
You're killin' me doc! You know Harry hasn't spoken to me since he caught me in bed with the Delaney sisters!
Charles Roberts
Ligma what?
Jordan Campbell
Doc, I've got the super sonic space crabs again. Too much time in the holowhorehouse..
Samuel Long
don't you have work to be doing Tom?
Aaron Ward
What, you don't call this working? If it wasn't for Captain Proton, Dr. Chaotica would have conquered the world by now!
Hunter Myers
Bridge to Sickbay: Doctor, are you there?
Brandon Campbell
yeah, very funny.
Luke Morris
Evan Lopez
what the smeg is goin' on 'ere then?
Aiden Phillips
C'mon, Harry! You know you're by only Buster Kincaid! Just because I kick you out for "alone time" with Constance Goodheart, that doesn't mean I don't care about you! Why don't we go down to the mess hall and talk it out over bowls of Leola Root stew?