Hey user my mac runs slow or whatever can you take a look?

>Hey user my mac runs slow or whatever can you take a look?
what do?

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"Not my problem".

"Nah I'm good."

"Install gentoo."

It's simple. We, uh, kill the macbook.

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Ermmm yes babe the two MACS on your CHEST look very BLOATED M'Lady :-) For right now we can take it slow and I can show you a few tricks :-) Possibly shoot a solution your way sometime :-) Could take all night baby

What kind of milk do I want?!

Sorry I only help out femboys/twinks

Install Arch Linux you fat chested whore.

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>say you can fix it
>next day text her that you need the macs password
>sure user, its Icopy /Library/User Pictures
>post nudes on Any Forums

incredibly based

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"No."

coffee is good

I charge $50 an hour.

I don't work for free.

>rape her
>steal the computer
>install gentoo on it
>sell it
I'm white btw

this is the expected answer, you're not meant to give it

You completely ignore her, unless you have reason to suspect she has a genuine sexual interest in you.

If she isn't going to put out, then her being hot isn't worth anything to you and she can enjoy her slow macbook.

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Depends on if this person is just a rando or a friend.

>sure let me look
>oh its because you never close your running programs and you just close the lid when you're done with it

>rape
>white
doesn't sum up

White people usually just rape their daughters.

Do I look like a janny? How much are you paying me?

hot

Accept, ignore the Mac, use the opportunity to segue into chatting her up, get date, get sex. Ezpz.

that's exactly what niggers actually do

You sound pretty angry user, did the black man touch you?

They exist, which they shouldn't do.

>You sound pretty angry user
no i'm sleepy
>did the black man touch you?
luckily there are no niggers around where i live
you sound like a fag