So why is Johnny Depp acting like a little bitch and divorcing his hot wife instead of just fucking her?
So why is Johnny Depp acting like a little bitch and divorcing his hot wife instead of just fucking her?
Charles Wilson
Joshua Moore
>hot
Bitch looks 60 yrs old already. The wall hit her hard as fuck.
Levi Ramirez
She’s batshit crazy. She’s literally proof of the phrase “No matter how the girl is, somebody, somewhere, is sick and tired of her shit”. She literally SHIT the bed.
Nathan Carter
You wouldn’t cum in her?
Alexander Ortiz
“No matter how hot the girl is…”
Liam Roberts
fuck if i know. who cares.
Easton Fisher
I would not, unironically. I don't want to be near this bitch at all.
Jose Wood
Cocaine will do that to you.
Nicholas Ramirez
She probably fucks crazy too and Johnny Depp is rich he can just buy a new bed
Carson Watson
I learned after many mistakes to not stick my dick in crazy.
Noah Robinson
Why
Justin Hernandez
This. Although the craziness also means crazy sex by the sounds of it she isn't even worth putting up with that shit if you are a normal 7/10 guy let alone someone who was regularly considered the most attractive man in the world. He isn't anymore but I have zero doubt that he still has women throwing themselves at him like dodgeballs at the class loser.
His lawyer is just as hot physically but she's apparently a fucking tigress. I don't discount the rumors of them. It would do him some good being with a woman who doesn't have her head screwed on crossthreaded
Zachary Perez
Sure, he could absolutely buy a new bed. But what happens when she fucking slits his neck in his sleep? I’ve dated bitches like her (crazy) and I have bullet wound scars to show for it. Sex was great, but not great enough to get shot over.
Camden Green
Simple rule more men need to learn...
You Don't Fuck Crazy!!!
Bentley Fisher
But why
Aaron Campbell
never stick your dick in crazy
Liam King
Why
Charles Cruz
Why is no one talking about wtf did she heard
Julian Gray
Tyler Lee
Give me a summary of the juiciest facts so far, already heard about chocolate bed, what else
Bentley Brown
That's not even 'pointy elbows' larping. She's just a regular attractive blond that is honestly only attractive to fucked up autists that have a rape fetish because the only way she could be tolerable is with duct tape over her mouth.
Eli Wright
>hot
lol.
Maybe once she was, but now? Noooooo.
A girl can be hot enough to be worth a little crazy, but Amber Head is lots crazy and truly no longer hot. Sorry, Amber, but you're long since peaked.
Christian Allen
Because crazy keeps on going. And going. And going.
All through the night, every night.
Month after month.
Year after year.
Decade after decade.
You think you can help her.
You think you can be nice.
That you can soothe her.
Help her get her life together.
But you're irrelevant.
You're worse than irrelevant: you're the enemy.
She told her family. She informed her friends.
Nothing you do will change their minds.
You caused her crazy.
Doesn't matter you're the 6th guy in a row causing crazy.
You're the cause. You're satan.
Not her. Nor her lazy doctors.
You.
You're the devil in your town and no sane mother will let you go out with her daughter.
Because of this one mental bitch you fell in love with and tried to care for.
Be careful.
Christopher Hughes
Would YOU stick your dick in crazy?
You wanna go through what Johnny Depp is going through?
You need help!
Jace Ward
She's not hot and because he's a beta faggot.
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