Tfw gf

cringe
based

Become rich

based and cringe at the same time

Sure
Welcome to the club friend

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>tfw no one

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I'm fine with my sister thanks, I can talk my mind about anything and she would still love me

Wtf

Im actually going to kill myself because I'll never be liked by anyone. I would even settle for a guy at this point

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That's a relationship :)

>tfw no bf to dom with my penis when I beat him at video games

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Yeah, but you can't cuddle without it being weird

That's what they call an unhealthy relationship

>only have half sisters
>both are way older than me
>and I only see one (that I like the least) once every few months and the other I haven't seen for at least 8 years
I hate this gay earth

We do cuddle on the couch every now and then, it's wholesome

nice

Yeah, a relationship where I don't have to suffer from daily anxiety about her getting bored of me. If I don't get too attached I can't get hurt.

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See, I would actually kill myself because I like myself, not because of not having love from the outside. Even if I'd prefer to just lay down, stop eating, and let it come peacefully.

The problem is not killing yourself in my crazy esoteric book, it's why you would do it. And this, only you has the real answers.

about the thought of her* fuck

>Character in a video game says "I love you"
>Get a brimming warm feeling in my chest for a split second
>It almost immediatly fades away again

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yeh it's pretty cool

she likes to watch video games too

>stop eating
Sounds incredibly painful

No girlfriend, no money, no agency or motivation. But I sure do like these video games.

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I love you

context?

She likes to watch you user

From the quick research I did, apparently it's painful if you reintroduce food at some points, or water. There's papers about it on care places where old ill people chose to die by stopping to eat.

I would try myself and have some backup food in case I want to backtrack in my attempt. I think it's a more mind and animal way of ending it.

I want a dom bf and I could easily get one as a twink
but I shouldn't bother myself with distractions right now

I literally dropped a game over this once, didn’t play RF4 again for years and still never got married

BASED

Dante's Inferno

>we are sharing a board with cute skinny submissive little twinks

did that bitches head go through the wall?

What in the?! This guys gets a gf and I don't?!? This stinks...

I love you

That too

>finally get a girlfriend at 30
>it's too weird and I can't commit
>but still manage to ease it off smoothy into a friendship on good terms
It's just not for me

Now dont go shootin no school sonny

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I knew a model once, she was quite nice. She had enormous lips.

I just want one I can trust

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I love you too, anons. Always.

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>girl next to me in bed rn watching housewives scream at each other
>im reading boards on phone brainstorming for a day of shit posting once i get to my meme station
>she just brought me breakfast and coffee
find a trad girl bros

>fo to a uni with 200+ extra girls
>still single
girls would rather be single than go out it's over

>This stinks...
So do you, lmao

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Based.

Supreme take.

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fuck around and find out

Thats the dream

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I just got out of the shower, you can't say that.

same, but It went in the opposite direction. No friendship and now I'm just back to where I started. But, at least I exercise now and eat healthy. Feel pretty good outside of the loneliness.

Try fasting. Hunger pains go away after a few hours, then the headache comes and goes. Real hunger is deeper, like a hole inside you.

they won't go out with you unless you ask them out user

What about the clarity of mind?

tfw haven't been doing anything except playing video games for 25 years

All 200 of those women are in a relationship with a bf btw

>Friend of mine went to a nurse school just so he could surround himself with girls
>He got rejected all year long before he finally took the message and dropped out
Never took the madlad serious again afterwards

Gf of 4 years broke up with me a couple of weeks ago

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i dont mind the housewive shit on television because she doesnt mind my anime tiddies folder

Good, eat shit normalfag

LUCKY CUNT who's the bottom though?

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:3

It's good. My favorite is just not having to worry about food, eating takes hours out of the day.

Lel

made me kek

Defeat is a bitter pill to swallow.

yessir but I've got work to do

>that artist

that futa needs to properly fuck his brains out

:)

It's a great feeling to finally exist outside of that shit.

>post yfw the twink has more inches than you

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post femboy pics before work

Instagram or twitter, figure out events they go to, go to said events, ???, profit

People keep telling me that making friends in uni is easy but I see zero opportunity for someone that's not an extreme extrovert.

Him, even if he doesn't want to admit it.

how the fuck do you keep the conversation rolling when you got a spouse? it always feels like i have to be the great gatsby in order to get a word out of these whore

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wtf lmao

>32
>never had a gf
>meeting up with a 24yo tomorrow for the 2nd time

After years of fucking older women, going on dates with only a possibility of it leading to sex seems like a huge pain in the ass.

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Yeah let me stand up and take one quickly
here i.imgur.com/H3PG0hh.jpg

>Have shit day at work
>Go back home
>Gf made me lunch, sit on the couch and watch an anime episode while having lunch and my two cats snuggle with us.
>Fall asleep after lunch hugging
You can all make it anons!!

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>tfw no gf

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>People keep telling me that making friends in uni is easy
Only if you're rich, 6 feet tall or a handsome otter, if you're an introverted Any Forumstard then lol
lmao even

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A commuter university is hard to make friends at because most people just go to their classes and go home, and most people pay attention in class so they're not going to get to know you there like you might do in school.

>tsudere bf as well

good for you, but do go jump up your own ass and die. i hate you

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There's gotta be other introverted tards there, just gotta go find them

>tfw not videogames
This site needs a zoomer purge.
Can't believe wojaks and frogs are allowed yet a trollface still has consequences.

you better go take her on an adventure this weekend bro.

Idk, I managed to make a few friends despite almost all classes being online and I'm almost certain I'm a schizoid. But I'm funny and a Slav, so it might be that.

>Everyone says to join clubs to make friends
>Join club
>Everyone there already knows each other, I'm just in the background and no one acknowledges me

What sort of adventure?

i doubt it. i may be an fat ugly sack of shit and still try. but my soul is a lot more uglier than i am

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>tfw wife
>tfw two kids
>tfw play splatoon together with oldest

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I can't even find any clubs at my uni. Unless you want to be a faggot and join the student council or whatever they're called

Congratulations

Trapped in a University: The World of Clubs Is Tough for Mobs

guy went around harrasing women and if they were getting physical he would pepperspray them

All Bong-Stars Brawl

I don't think that shit exists dude, best be careful with that kind of mindset. Liable to get you into to trouble.

>tfw the possibility is so impossible it might as well be fantasy

at least i have video games..

We are not usually able to and I'm destroyed by work.
So I make her nice lunches and dinners every day I can.
Gotta take her somewhere nice still, that's true.

Thanks

Jesus loves you.

The hero we need but not the hero we deserve

Wanna be friends man? Sometimes you just need to find someone to talk to.

If he loved me he wouldn't have given me this life

cute tummy

Shut up video games are gay

>tries a shitty one liner
>it doesn't work
>immediately calls then bitches, sluts
>gets forced back
>can't handle a woman bringing the heat
>pulls out pepper spray, a tool for women
>runs away like a little girl

Jesus fucking christ what a child

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You tell him

>not making your own club
dude i never asked girls out when i was younger. i was just always doing fun shit. girls followed me around. i would wake up most days from a girl banging on my window wondering wtf i was gonna do today.
>uhh i dunno lets go down the shore and poke holes in some boats and watch them sink
>lets go wait outside a 7/11 for someone to run in and leave their car running then steal it and drive it into a ditch
girls love shit like that
im also like 40 rn btw i dunno what kids do these days for fun

NEVER GIVE UP user!
Don't squander your potential!
Don't let a world of normalfags win over you!

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>t. literal cuck

Would lick

>try online dating
>get a decent amount of matches
>start mentioning my disability in my profile because it felt scummy not to
>literally zero matches
I didn't expect anything else, but it still hurts. Good luck Any Forumsros, I'll stick to vidya.

Oh yea that makes sense

I've already asked this question on Any Forums but should I go for this nurse chick I know in my uni?
>Inb4 they are all crazy bro
This one seems nice and she is a Christian

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Based

thanks bros

bruh, she's crazy. but don't let that stop you. go get em tiger.

I'll stick to alcohol and vidya thanks

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what disabillity?

why not just masturbate at that point then?

>mind so owned by memes you've doubled down on retardation over cope
you'll never have sex so I guess that makes you a cuck lmao

what disability would be that

Being christian doesn't matter much. You can go for it, just be ready to nope out in case of emergency

I joined a videogame club and a movie club in my first year at university and the videogame club was full of people who looked like me and they just sat around playing singleplayer games in a small cramped room and when I asked if they ever play fighting games they said they play Smash and Jump Force or something like that so I never went back. I got off to a good start in the movie club but I ended up just not going after that for some reason, and by the time I thought ofgoing back I thought they'd probably already established their own group and it would be weird to butt in on it

nah, he's right. that kind of shit sucks. I don't want any relationship like that.

When I was 12 my mother cut my genitals off

The Christian ones are the craziest. Any outwardly relgious girls aee fucking batshit crazy because they've been sexually and/or emotionally repressed their whole lives.

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thats good too i cant cook but i should try sometime. i usually just pick her up and throw her in the car and drive out to the middle of nowhere to find her a turtle.

I recently realized I missed out on love and relationships.
How do I fill the void?

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Cuddles plz. You can make me feel very insecure about my sexuality for sure.

dont be gay out of desperation. it ruins the experience to no end and you come to the horrifying conclusion that you're not wanted by both guys and gals

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How do i get into alcohol? I tried beer and red wine, neither are for me what's something better?

Are you retarded? There's plenty. Hanging out to "study", casual beers, these godforsaken clubs others already mentioned. All you have to do is act and voice your will to be included. You can't make friends without talking. It's when you have a job that you're fucked, since these easy opportunities to take action shrink and you need to put your back into getting them again, more than just opening your damn mouth at the right moment.

once i accepted this it was a load off my mind
it's not ideal but not holfing out hope is actually kind of a relief

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By starting now? Or would that require you doing something besides loathing yourself for once?

This, just need confidence

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>I'm 40
Opinion discarded. Boomers had it easier. No internet = no porn almost no videogames no media overdose = normal youth.

FUCK
I knew something was wrong with her when she said Chick-fil-A is the best company in the world.
Either way I'll ask her out and see where this path takes me.
Thanks anons.

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>Hanging out to "study"
>casual beers
That's something you do with friends, not to get friends
>clubs
Can't find any if they exist

Kek

I was born with crippled hands. I can do mostly everything as long as I'm not required to do types of sports where you need good grip strength.

>she is a Christian

you 100% deserve the hurricane that follows

Don't let the worms talk you into sodomy user. Try deworming yourself before any drastic measures

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Hope she stabs the shit out of you

Sodomy is fine so long as he's a bro

bro i grew up with the internet i had it in 96 and served porn on irc.
but yeah other than that you guys are fucked lmao

think of it like a tonic. it tastes like horseshit, but the after effects are wild. my advice. try some rum, red wine or whiskey. also, stay away from the tequila. its too strong for you

For me it's vigorous exercise, vidya and skating with my bros. I bought a house when I was younger and I'm going to sell it and move into a rural town after my dad dies. And that is how it all ends. Me wandering around in the woods doing ruralfag-skateboarder things and playing vidya until I croak.

If you develop home skills she lacks it's a great way to cement a relationship
My main one is cooking because no one ever bothered teaching her to cook properly and she depended on precooked meals or basically "rice with something" meals

I can't because my dick doesn't work with girls. And yet I can't stop cooming at home

My opportunity to start was half a decade ago.
Now it's time to cope.

I'm 23 and I hardly care anymore. I can't even force myself to reinstall tinder.
I just want some more money, not whores.

damnit. magnets for this bitch are hard to find

Dad ruined alcohol for me, all I've got is vidya

Never dated a Christian girl before.
What's wrong with them?
y-you too

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>tfw met a cute girl at my psychiatric therapy session and now we're friends

What's the matter? Can't get dates?

Because I hate waking up alone.

>That's something you do with friends, not to get friends
That would be getting into proper parties. A beer takes as little as a chit-chat about your classes to get into.

He gives you this life so you would come out a better man from struggles
user I know that I'm struggling with NoFap that's why I don't date girls until 90 days of NoFap passed or I regain my normal penile strenght
Jesus showed me my wrong ways through that physical disability and now I understand I really need to get better in order to have a girlfriend I deserve and she deserves a good MAN !

There's a semi-common phenomenon where girls that have a very sheltered upbringing become psycho sluts once they're out in the world. It's not a guarantee, just a possibility worth keeping in mind

Based

I’ll find an erome link if you want

>Do something?
>Hell no chief! I'm going to do nothing and hate myself like a real man.

>tfw gf

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not vidya. eat shit.

What kind of uni did you go to where people randomly drink beer in the halls?

WAGMI bro

Because it feels fucking great to be held by a woman. Just because i'm not in love right now doesn't mean that I don't want to feel the touch of another person.

Women live their life thinking they're the main bitch in a shitty romance drama
Me personally though I like to think of myself as more of a Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver type guy.

Just workout and work on conversation skill.

Ended up losing my v card after I wrote her a poem

Man, I want a fiery womanlet gf.

Nah it's just too boring. I had two lousy and meaningless relationships and I think I'm good.
From now on I'll try to rely more on a miracle, rather than spending time on dating apps ever again

im mainly do house work and shit plus pay everything. she insists on feeding me. she also has lupis so i help with cleaning a lot when i can. we dont trust maids. we are pretty solid and it sounds like you are too if u were that guy with the cats. keep it up m8.

You go out to drink AFTER the classes, you silly willy.

Based jannies

VIDEOGAMES?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

thats why u get no bitches
I see myself as an Owen Wilson in Starsky and Hutch type guy

This is like bringing a corpse to the doctor's office, user. It's over, objectively.

Why is not a single woman attracted to me then? Is it because im a fat brown manlet? Fuck off with this normal nigger shit

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

where did my vidya go?

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you too secular for her tastes user

who tf still uses this board in 2022 lmao

Let me tell you how it is you fucking virgins. It's real easy. Women under 25, it's alcohol and fun. All you have to do is be handsome, entertaining, and feeding them alcohol. Women over 25, now used to overbearing men who want to get in their pussy all the time, it's passive attraction and fun. They can afford their own alcohol now and they'll drink as much as they want. If you fit their parameters, which is 90% being handsome and not a fucking failure at life, they'll practically drag you around.

based

So Im getting, be handsome and women will throw themselves at you. If you arent handsome, die alone.

There's no bars or anything resembling them near my faculty. It's in the middle of some fields because they didn't have room to build it anywhere else.

Yes. And basic grooming, fitness and appropriate dress is about all it takes to get 80% of men handsome.

What about the other 20%?