So Any Forums, you have THREE (3) wishes

so Any Forums, you have THREE (3) wishes.
rules-
>you cant use it to kill someone
>you cant use it to resurrect someone
>you cant make someone fall in love
>no extra wishes

Attached: The_Genie_Aladdin.png (307x325, 77.57K)

I want Apple
Banana
And orange

>Unlimited money
>Bigger dick
>Live forever

>Learn Slovene to (near) perfection
>Get Slovenian citizenship
>A new car ig

>live forever
retard wish.
what about when the sun starts expanding and all life on earth goes extinct and youre stuck alone in hell.
id do immortality with a suicide option

>I wish that the rule against extra wishes is removed
>I wish for infinite wishes
>I wish that if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>> wish to change genies rules
>> kill Trump
>> resurrect hitler

i wish for my anus to be stretched to the point where i can fit a suit case all up in there, i also want to perform a "hot carl" on a redhead chick and finally 1 cold guiness beer

genie you fucking nigger give me my yiff

>unlimited money
now money is literally worthless. Money has value specifically because its in limited supply. You just created super inflation
>live forever
terrible wish. An eternal consciousness would render everything you know trivial. Its a fate far more terrifying than a final death. Read Alan Watts

I only need one wish.
Give me the same powers as Bruce almighty (but without the burden of hearing prayers in my head).
I could get anything else with it, including immortality.

>Ability to muffle any sound my body could possibly make
>Ability to become invisible
>Address to OP's house
I am going to cum in your dinner, OP.

I wanna fuck will smith in the ass whilst reciting the american anthem, been my ultimate dream

>I dont know theres cum in my food
ignorance is bliss

>Eternal Life, I mean the entire package with the eternal youth and indestructibility
>Ability to slumber for however long I wish
>Omniscience

have fun in the eternal heat death of the universe

>> Ability to control my physical form (including biological age, boom, eternal life plus a way to end it)
>> Ability to time travel
>> Ability to compel people to what i want

Take those three powers and the the first thing I'd do is go back in time and sleep my way through the casts of Stand By Me and Sandlot.

I want her to talk to me again.

id say get an infinite charisma wish and you could talk to anyone

Bigger dick
Family health
Investment clairvoyance

>complete control of space and time; forwards, backwards, within and outside my own timestream, sped up, slowed down, all mentally achieved, yada yada.

>complete control of matter. Turn anything into anything, change anything's composition

I'd keep the third one if I could. If not, ten thousand year, youthful, healthy life plz.

I dont think you need the genie beyond the first 2

>you cant use it to kill someone
I wish you suicide yourself
I'm not killing you so it's not against the rules.

yeah, that's why i'd keep the third in my pocket, 'cos I'd probably think of a use for it after years of wild escapades

maybe something like a general buff to intelligence, that's always useful

I wish Any Forums was good
I wish moot bought the site back for less than he paid for it
I wish moot lives forever

I kms

>not freeing the genie

goddamnit i'm a monster