so Any Forums, you have THREE (3) wishes.
rules-
>you cant use it to kill someone
>you cant use it to resurrect someone
>you cant make someone fall in love
>no extra wishes
So Any Forums, you have THREE (3) wishes
I want Apple
Banana
And orange
>Unlimited money
>Bigger dick
>Live forever
>Learn Slovene to (near) perfection
>Get Slovenian citizenship
>A new car ig
>live forever
retard wish.
what about when the sun starts expanding and all life on earth goes extinct and youre stuck alone in hell.
id do immortality with a suicide option
>I wish that the rule against extra wishes is removed
>I wish for infinite wishes
>I wish that if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>> wish to change genies rules
>> kill Trump
>> resurrect hitler
i wish for my anus to be stretched to the point where i can fit a suit case all up in there, i also want to perform a "hot carl" on a redhead chick and finally 1 cold guiness beer
genie you fucking nigger give me my yiff
>unlimited money
now money is literally worthless. Money has value specifically because its in limited supply. You just created super inflation
>live forever
terrible wish. An eternal consciousness would render everything you know trivial. Its a fate far more terrifying than a final death. Read Alan Watts
I only need one wish.
Give me the same powers as Bruce almighty (but without the burden of hearing prayers in my head).
I could get anything else with it, including immortality.
>Ability to muffle any sound my body could possibly make
>Ability to become invisible
>Address to OP's house
I am going to cum in your dinner, OP.
I wanna fuck will smith in the ass whilst reciting the american anthem, been my ultimate dream
>I dont know theres cum in my food
ignorance is bliss
>Eternal Life, I mean the entire package with the eternal youth and indestructibility
>Ability to slumber for however long I wish
>Omniscience
have fun in the eternal heat death of the universe
>> Ability to control my physical form (including biological age, boom, eternal life plus a way to end it)
>> Ability to time travel
>> Ability to compel people to what i want
Take those three powers and the the first thing I'd do is go back in time and sleep my way through the casts of Stand By Me and Sandlot.
I want her to talk to me again.
id say get an infinite charisma wish and you could talk to anyone
Bigger dick
Family health
Investment clairvoyance
>complete control of space and time; forwards, backwards, within and outside my own timestream, sped up, slowed down, all mentally achieved, yada yada.
>complete control of matter. Turn anything into anything, change anything's composition
I'd keep the third one if I could. If not, ten thousand year, youthful, healthy life plz.
I dont think you need the genie beyond the first 2
>you cant use it to kill someone
I wish you suicide yourself
I'm not killing you so it's not against the rules.
yeah, that's why i'd keep the third in my pocket, 'cos I'd probably think of a use for it after years of wild escapades
maybe something like a general buff to intelligence, that's always useful
I wish Any Forums was good
I wish moot bought the site back for less than he paid for it
I wish moot lives forever
I kms
>not freeing the genie
goddamnit i'm a monster