RULE 34 IS INVALID! Guys the rules don’t work, and I’m especially tired of hearing about rule 34...

RULE 34 IS INVALID! Guys the rules don’t work, and I’m especially tired of hearing about rule 34, it simply doesn’t work. There is no porn for tiny grains of sand, because they don’t have sexual organs, and thus cannot have porn. Also there’s no porn of Kim Jong il fucking John Steinbeck. They’re both dead so it can’t be made.

Guys we need to get actual working rules if we hope to become great again.

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>it simply doesn’t work. There is no porn for tiny grains of sand, because they don’t have sexual organs
It’s not the sand thats sexy

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Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

Be the change you want to see in the world, either draw it yourself or commission it

You can’t commission it idiot. Sand grains do not have sexual organs, thus no porn can be made of them.
Perhaps, but this is not grains of sand fucking

>Guys we need to get actual working rules if we hope to become great again.

What do you mean "again"?
This shithole has never been great.

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>You can’t commission it idiot. Sand grains do not have sexual organs, thus no porn can be made of them.

I can draw you without a dick in your mouth so I can draw a grain of sand wiith a dick attached to it as well. Art is art, doesn't have to be the truth.

This is a sand sculpture of two humans in a sex act. It is not grains of sand fucking. Still not convincing me at all

>Art is art, doesn't have to be the truth.
Yes and you don’t have any true sand porn for me, you never will either

You're right. Not for you. It's mine.

You actually bring up an interesting thought.

No rule can ever be invalid. Every rule has an exception.

Except Rule 34, which is totally invalid. No exceptions.

>Every rule has an exception.
There's no exception to OP being a faggot as demonstrated in this thread. So this is the exception to every rule having an exception.

It doesn’t exist retard

Sorry you’re upset that I showed you how flimsy the rules are.

I'm fapping to it right now.

Couldn’t be sand porn, grains of sand do not have sexual organs

You do know that most rule 34 is cartoon porn, right? Anyone could draw Kim and John or two grains of sand that somehow have sexual organs fucking and they'd both still be considered porn. And to say this is "invalid" is an extremely autistic goalpost move.

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That’s not real though. It can’t be porn. You couldn’t make a video of sand fucking

Cartoon porn is still porn, you autistic OCD fucking retard.

Someone will do it

No it isn’t. Hentai for instance is not real porn. It is all fake characters with no humanity about them

It can’t be done nigger. Sand does not have sexual organs. How hard is it for you to understand that?