Imagine living here for 60 years, only leaving 1 hour per day to go to a slightly bigger cell with a skylight

Imagine living here for 60 years, only leaving 1 hour per day to go to a slightly bigger cell with a skylight.

This is where the Grocery store shooter is likely headed.

It's also almost impossible to jerk off, commit suicide, or sleep comfortably.

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That seems like a dream.

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Looks like a nice place for my dopamine detox

How is that any different than the existence of people who work a 9-5?

If you get arrested, make a request to be sent to the United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility (USP Florence ADMAX).

Depends on his behavior.

How would they stop you from jerking it?

Don't they like have like a workshop?

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I imagine all the work I could get done without distractions...

>Imagine living here for 60 years, only leaving 1 hour per day to go to a slightly bigger cell with a skylight.
Sounds wonderful. There are "apartments" the same size with no window and a shared bathroom down a hall. People pay over $500/mo for those in some cities. They dont get free meals. They are always at the risk of eviction.

user said stop him from jerking it, not inspire him to jerk it,

>meals

Prison food is literally shit

Just think of all the BBC the Any Forums trannies could suck in the shower there.

Better than working at a shitty minimum wage job for 60 hours and still worry about being evicted at the end of the month.

>Prison food is literally shit
Have you seen fast food for the last 20 years?

>It's also almost impossible to jerk off

Why?

wagies are on suicide watch

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beats living in China

that's for people that about to leave in couple years and good behavior and shit.

that thing is way bigger than my room

What kind of TV shows do they get to watch? Seriously thinking about joining.

>Impossible to commit suicide

Bust light, grab wire, stick foot in toilet

Bust open tv, touch capacitor

bullshit. Try logging off the internet for a week and see how hard boredom sets in

>Bust light,
They're set in the concrete and you can't break the glass

>Bust open tv
they're tiny and shitty, as well as the only thing keeping you from total insanity

what makes you think you cant jerk off in that environment

watching porn and seeing images of normies having fun has made me very miserable and lonely

Then go touch grass

>cloth

>tie to from loop around cell door

>hang

easy as that

do I really have to go out for 1 hour every day? can't I just skip it?

There are way too many things to keep up with in my apartment. I would not mind being forced into minimalism.

my post is kind of sarcastic but working at a shitty fast food job or retail is slightly less worse than being locked in a supermax prison. You literally have to sacrifice 60+ plus hours to live in a run down apartment while worrying about one event away from being in financial ruin.

Loss of hope. That's how you break the will of man, take away their hope. Hope is the most important thing a human has. You might feel hopeless with your 9-5 cycle, but that's because you trapped yourself in it. In an isolated prison cell you are trapped physically and mentally. You can dream in your head but eventually you will probably snap

I will never understand how wagies give up on life and choose to become wage slaves forever.

At least try to invest in something. That's what I'm doing.

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jump up as high as possible off bed, tuck legs up against body and do a spin, land directly on head on concrete floor, crack head open or break neck hopefully. The end

>impossible to jerk off
Elaborate

Where democrat ballot stuffers belong for life

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Invest in yourself, not some garbage "passive income" stock or coin. Take that 600 bucks and get a real estate license, save up and buy a truck to do junk hauling on your days off, do something where you can make real extra money. If you want to gamble on digital garbage coins go buy storage lockers instead and sell the stuff online or at a flea market or something.

imagine being a uighyr in china rn. yikes that's like literally modern day hell on earth