It's been a bad night over here

It's been a bad night over here....

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tell us what happened lad

Congrats on your first period!

all that come outcha ass?

This is why you dont use a cactus as a dildo.

Someone got the clot shot.

Mexican food?

tyrone popped your butt cherry?

OP, here. I was cleaning out my garage and I walked backward for a second and tripped and when my ass hit the concrete, the tines on a steel rake went through my right calf.

Post calf pics.

Home you're up to date on your covid shots

ouch.

I would, but I'm in the ER right now. Maybe later.

Not really. Why?

So you decided to take a shit instead of going to the hospital?

So you tried to fuck yourself with a rake huh?

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Larping faggit.

Post pic of the ER then

The newest research shows it likes to live on steel, especially in garages. I don't even go into mine anymore.

drinking?

million to one shot, doctor!

Looks like my toilet a couple nights ago.
Was eating frozen raspberries, and then drank too much vodka...

you need to stop cutting yourself

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Exquisite quads user

I usually lay off the fapping for a few days whenever I start cumming blood. The climax feels good, then the sudden burning pain with every contraction consumes me while I scream in agony. Not pleasant user.

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Thats not the right texture for real blood lol

WTF, is this legit? How the fuck does this happen?