It's been a bad night over here....
It's been a bad night over here
tell us what happened lad
Congrats on your first period!
all that come outcha ass?
This is why you dont use a cactus as a dildo.
Someone got the clot shot.
Mexican food?
tyrone popped your butt cherry?
OP, here. I was cleaning out my garage and I walked backward for a second and tripped and when my ass hit the concrete, the tines on a steel rake went through my right calf.
Post calf pics.
Home you're up to date on your covid shots
ouch.
I would, but I'm in the ER right now. Maybe later.
Not really. Why?
So you decided to take a shit instead of going to the hospital?
So you tried to fuck yourself with a rake huh?
Larping faggit.
Post pic of the ER then
The newest research shows it likes to live on steel, especially in garages. I don't even go into mine anymore.
drinking?
million to one shot, doctor!
Looks like my toilet a couple nights ago.
Was eating frozen raspberries, and then drank too much vodka...
you need to stop cutting yourself
Exquisite quads user
I usually lay off the fapping for a few days whenever I start cumming blood. The climax feels good, then the sudden burning pain with every contraction consumes me while I scream in agony. Not pleasant user.
Thats not the right texture for real blood lol
WTF, is this legit? How the fuck does this happen?