Ok now tell me
Why do you want to work in our company?
Ok now tell me
Christian Taylor
Carter Perry
No, no ,no. You've got it all wrong. I want you to hire and pay me as a consultant.
Jaxson Walker
I need currency to exchange for protein based foodstuffs or my organs will cease to function
Carter White
you guys are the only ones hiring C developers
Xavier Rivera
I don't think you understand. I'm here to buy your company.
Joseph Torres
>Ok now tell me
>Why do you want to work in our company?
Because I need money!
Brody Martinez
>Why do you want to work in our company?
i don't. bye
Samuel Edwards
work? hah I'm here for the free donuts
Nathaniel Mitchell
Where did I say I WANT to work?
Andrew Reed
Y-you too.
Blake Turner
Kek the absolute state of cniles. Learn a real employable language like python or JavaScript
Charles Jones
Why are you asking me that? I work here. You know what. You're fired.
Isaiah Bell
mommy said she wont buy me tendies anymore
Alexander Adams
What do you mean by *in* your company? I only work from home.
Jordan Sanders
No,you tell me why I should work for "your" company.
Jayden Barnes
Interview? This is a stickup. Now put the money in the bag.
Alexander Bailey
That's what I'm here to find out.
Hunter Nelson
You were the one who called, dumb faggot.
Chase Robinson
"Hol up. Do you not know how this goes? You do realize you're paying to utilize my skills for your benefit in exchange for money right? You do know this is a two-way deal yeah? A mutual agreement for our net benefit. If you're asking that question to try and get an angle over me you're sadly mistaken. My valuable skills would be useful elsewhere with a company not asking stupid questions of how employment works."
Caleb Roberts
I'm a janitor ninja and it's always been my dream to clean the floor of one of the top players in the business.
Aiden Long
I want to be mentally challenged and grow professionally.