Guys I am heartbroken...

Guys I am heartbroken, my girlfriend said that she likes that I'm short because it's cute "like taking care of a child" wtf is this shit I wanna die

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time to give her some real children to take care of innit right?

Manlet btfo

Don’t die user!
after yesterday’s shooting, tiny coffins prices are on the rise

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That just means you get to lean HARD into that mommy fetish you don't have yet.

You need to be 5’4 or over to post here

you're only truly considered a child if you behave like a child user

Wow Joe Rogaine is tiny

Yeah but user, that doesn't hold water because for that to be valid, both sides of the equation have to be balanced out. And I guaran-damn-tee you that would never work the other way around, even if the kid had an IQ of 200 and behaved, in all other ways, like an adult.

especially considering alex jones is 5'8

midget porn is cool, nothing wrong with being the short one....fist fucking is right there

people might consider that kid a kid because the law says they have to, but that kid is going to get piled with adult grade expectations real quick.

At least you have a girlfriend, even if it is out of pity. I'd much rather have that then still be a lonely 20 year old 5'3 virgin.

Start wearing a diaper and shit in it

Prob some weird, overweight dyke feminist who knows she's incapable of raising an actual child. Many such cases.

I get pampered like a child by my girlfriend and I also bang her like an animal. She doesn't literally mean that she thinks of you as a kid or as weak, you dumbo

im about 174cm
i fucked/dated a girl at 182cm

mommy milkies

Pee on her. When asks why you did it say "I'm establishing dominance".

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WOW, if that's not edited. AJ is a manlet, Joe Rogan is technically a midget then.

shopped

oh. they're both short

rogans knees are above jones knees but he's still shorter? standing on a box or edited.

Ever see Joe Rogan kick!?

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