Download tinder because im horny

>download tinder because im horny
>pay for boosts because im really horny
>end up matching with pic related
i never fell for the goth girl meme but my friends have and i want them to be jealous
>things start well, then she seems uninterested, then all of a sudden she seems super interested
>date scheduled for next thursday
im not an especially good looking guy and im not charming over text, this seems too good to be true. she's an embalmer's apprentice, she's clearly mentally ill. what are the chances shes going to kill me?

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>paying for tinder
Ngmi

You're a man, you should be able to overpower her if someone happens and always remember to sweep the leg.

Fat goths dont count

Ask her to embalm your cock.

Whats that map on the door of? I thought skyrim at first but not 100% sure

post rest of her profile? she sounds kind of cool honestly

19 year old funeral assistance.. lmao cringe

I'm sorry to disappoint you but you matched with the cat. The both girl just happens to be in the picture. It's ok don't be sad, cats are chill

Goth*

get ready to get stabbed by a overweight goth

>she's an embalmer's apprentice
It's actually "too" perfect, like trying to fit the whole stereotype. "She" is either a tranny or a clinically insane BPD roastie with dozens of other undiagnosed conditions, likely she's also a neet or has a shitty OF

i dont think shes fat idk

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Double date.

yeah its skyrim, thats why i swiped. fucking love that game

my nigga look at where im posting this do you think i have any friends that have gfs

See you on the news later anoon

Dont fuck up op, she sounds like a keeper

I don't think you will get stabbed but you may get pegged, go for it

a risk im willing to take

assuming she doesnt flake entirely (which is like 80%), she could just be ovulating.

>non verified profile
you're getting robbed by a group of nigs have fun

Be grateful, user

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