How the fuck do you pick up strippers!?

How the fuck do you pick up strippers!?

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The most important thing to remember is to lift with your legs

>Drugs
>Money
>Chloroform

Strippers probably don't want to hook up with the kind of guy who goes to strip clubs to try and pick up strippers.

I remember i was marked by a stripper because she knew i was a nice guy and would help her raise her kid. Needless to say, i ran the other way.

>kek
Money you dumb nigger

You're dumb

Strippers strip for money. None of them want your virgin penis.

Don't give them singles to start.

I hooked up with three. One was about to go to jail and said i looked like the hot guy from her high school. Another walked up to me, drunk, and goes “I was molested. By a priest.” Not my proudest hookup. The last one just liked me i guess. One stripper made out with me during a lapdance, kissed with a lot of tongue. One had a huge orgasm while grinding on my leg and then started choking me while she came. It didn’t bother me because i’m 6’3” and have a thick neck. I got her number but when she started texting me something was offputting so i never texted back. She was asian and petite but had cheetah markings tattooed on her head and a mohawk.

Strippers also do drugs. They strip for money, they will also suck cock for money

>How the fuck do you pick up strippers!?

1) Be a regular.
2) Sit at same seat at the bar every time if possible.
3) Tip enough to be noticed; slow nights work well for this.
4) When they come by to chat or talk you into a 'dance'
tell her you just want a chat and buy her a drink.
5) Have a lighter and a pack of Marlboro Lights or Newport Menthols on you in case they ask for light or a cig.
6) If they don't want a drink or you forget to ask, slip them a $10 or $20 for the time they spent with you.

I could probably list another half-dozen tips.
But the two most important tips are:

7) Get to be friends with the managers/bartenders/owner. They can guide
semi-pros and part girls your way.
8) Get you gf/wife a job there as a bartender/cocktail waitress. This works
better than anything else on this list.

>part girls

*party girls*

What kind of NIGGER wants to hook up with a glorified butt slut that dances in a titty bar for a living?

This white nigger loves banging strippers.

Ok nigger but how did you hook up with them? Were you only able to do it because you’re 6’3?

>Find shadiest club in your are.
>Tell them you want a job breaking in the new girls.
>Say you have a porn background, stuff a sausage down your pants, whatever.
>Most girls that start will be 18-20.
>The ones who want to make "extra" will be sent to you first.
>You get to fuck them, smack them around, whatever tickles your pickle.
>Don't take too long to approve the girl for extra work or management will get suspicious.
>Enjoy it until you get fired, or the cops bust up the place.
>Wear a condom cause at least half of them will probably be addicts and have STDs.

Same way you hook up with other bitches.. except strippers are easier!
Money doesn't hurt but I've fuked strippers when I was half broke.. being attractive and in shape helps!

>how th-
do not simp for strippers
do not touch strippers
you pay for the experience
you leave

>8) Get you gf/wife a job there as a bartender/cocktail waitress. This works
>better than anything else on this list.

It also helps if your wife/gs is a bi cuckquean.

Coke, Molly usually work for me.

You pay for them you dumb ugly bastard

escorts are cheaper

Honestly, probably. I am 6’3”, have blue eyes, and was in really good shape at the time. Sooooo… the only universal advice i can give is act confident. Have good hygiene. Maintain eye contact. The asian took one look at me the second I walked through the door, walked right up to me and clawed my arm kind of hard and told me her name. Look like you have money, but don’t be a dumbfuck and wear a suit and tie. Look and act like someone who fucks.

THIS! THIS WORKED FOR ME